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My Conversation With a Wicked Laser Representative

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spyrorocks said:
Actually, to save c0ld any trouble, we could setup our own forum on a free forum service to discuss LC raiding :)
DO WANT, PLEASE KTHX.

(if you're gonna do it, let me know :D)
 

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Just wanted to bump this thread of epic awesomeness. Read from post 1.
 
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abadcaffeinetrip said:
I'm not trying to be preachy, but I've got friends who work in a call center.  Picking on the rep at the other end of the line isn't really going to change anything about WL but it will make the other person just a little more bitter.   Let's leave 'em alone  :-/
i agree, they are told to say these things, leave them alone, you are wasting your time telling those people, they most likely have no say in what goes on with their company
 

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spyrorocks said:
OK, prepare to laugh your ass off... john is pretty damn funny...

>Please wait for a site operator to respond.
>You are now chatting with 'John'
John: Hi, thank you for visiting Wicked Lasers, how may I assist you?
you: hy
you: Umm
you: I jut got $400 for birthday and i want lazer.
you: I want to burn paper and light the match
you: what u recomend?
John: I recommend the Evo 125mw
John: it is a green laser with 125mw and specially designed for close range distances with burning capabilities.
you: yeh um what abot sonar burner?
John: sonar burner cost $1,999.99
you: Will this lazer make people liek me?
John: you will catch their attentions for sure..
you: Yeh @ school i want some more friends and i think that they might liek me moar than mudkipz if I get a lazer that burns stuff. what do u think?
John: definitely, besides you will become more interesting for them.
you: You think girls might liek me moar too?
you: Because, girls liek pretty things and lazer beams look pretty, right?
John: absolutely
you: wow, you thonk I could fight people in teh skool yard with my new evo 125mw?
you: Because since it burns maybe bullies won't pick on me
you: whut do you think?
John: lasers can be dangerous, do not shine it directly to your eyes or to somebody's eyes because it can cause damage.
you: Yeh but whut if some bad bully was going to hurt me? could I burn him?
John: it will only sting to the skin but it cannot cause any burn.
you: Oh
you: Well, could I use it as a satalite destoryer?
you: and when the girls see my lazer, I will get a real girlfriend right? So we can go makeout at night and shine the lazer around and maybe bring condom.
you: Do you think evo 125mw could do that for me?
John: that's very romantic
you: Yes could a wickedlasers make that happen for me?
John: if its your will then you can.
you: Becuz the girls will see it and come flocking to me because I have the coolest lazer right?
John: yes
you: awesome!!!!!!!!!
you: Maybe
you: I could take my dads credit card and buy a spyder?
you: Then the girls from china and canada and all countries could come and we would make sweet sweet love?
you: Do you think so?
John: yes
you: So when my dad comes home, i will steal his credit card and his wife, good idea?
John: that is not a good idea
you: No?
you: Must be good idea then i buy spyder
you: and be king of all women and monkies and toothpaste
you: how much powah does a spyder has?
John: it has 200-300mw
you: so if my spyder has that powah is that liek a mudkipz extreme?
you: please answer fast i must go and buy the lazer and then go to skool
John: spyder is the most powerful laser that we offer
you: does it come with mudkipz?
you: i really like mudkipz
you: and i hop it comes with them
you: then i will buy it if it does
you: does it have mudkipz?
you: hello john????????? please responnned!!!

PMSL !!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
 
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Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'John'
John: Hi, thank you for visiting Wicked Lasers, how may I assist you?
you: hi
you: i bought a elite series 100 plus a while back
John: Ok.
you: i left it on my desk, and my coworker picked it up and accidentally the whole thing. is this bad?
John: What happened to your laser?
you: he picked it up and accidentally the whole thing, the WHOLE THING.
John: accidentally what?
you: the laser
John: Alright. Please send an email to support@wickedlasers.com including your order number. Kindly tell them what happened to your laser. Our RMA department will communicate with you further regarding your laser.
part 2
you: is this covered by my warrenty?
John: If your coworker broke the laser due to negligence, it is not covered by the warranty. Anyway, please send the email first so that our RMA department could decide on your case.
you: he didnt break it, it works ok
John: Then what happened to the whole thing?
you: he accidentally the entire thing
John: Accidentally what?
you: the laser
John: He broke it? Stole it? What?
you: accidentally the whole thing
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.

lulz were had
 
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LOLOLOL.

>>Please wait for a site operator to respond.
>>You are now chatting with 'John'
John: Hi, thank you for visiting Wicked Lasers, how may I assist you?
you: Hi John
you: Ummm, I am having a bit of a problem with my Evo...
you: I sat on it... and I don't know if it's broken...
John: Alright.
you: How can I tell if its broken?
you: Is it covered by warranty?
John: What are the problems you're experiencing with it?
you: I don't know... I sat on it... and I need to make sure its not broken...
you: I paid a lot of money for it and I really hope its not broken...
you: Can you help me out?
John: Depending on when did you buy the laser? Is the body of the laser broken? Does the beam still work fine?
you: I can't tell
you: Its still stuck
you: I need to get it out first... then I can actually see it again...
you: but how should I go about getting it out?
John: I would suggest sending an email to support@wickedlasers.com including your order Id and also attach a picture of the laser beam and end dot and a picture of the entire laser as well.
you: how should I get it out so i can check it?
John: Getting what out? The laser beam? You do not have a laser beam?
you: No, getting the whole lase unit out... I mean... I sat on it and now its stuck...
John: Where is it stuck?
you: its all the way in... and I don't know how im supposed to pull it out without damaging it..
John: Where is it?
you: my buttocks...
you: can you please help?
you: I just need to know the correct procedure to removing it
you: so I can make sure its not broken
John: Really? Unfortunately I know nothing about that. Please see your doctor and have him help you get it out. Have a nice day.
>>Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.
 

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lol I just talked to John, I asked why their lasers seem to be under spec on my friends power meter and he terminated the session.

I think they are wising up to us ::)
 




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