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My Conversation With a Wicked Laser Representative

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this is NOT is a JOKE.

the following is a conversation i had with a REAL wicked representative using their help line on the site

Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond....

Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'John'

John: Hi, thank you for visiting Wicked Lasers, how may I assist you?

you: i was just wondering why is it the prices are so high on wicked lasers compared to nova lasers, which they
overpower their lasers and wicked's are underpowered

you: is it the quality?, because ive head numerous problems with wicked and barely any with nova's

John: nova lasers are selling CNI type of lasers which means generic or old models, while our company sells our very own type of lasers with the highest level of quality of diodes and crystals.

you: i see, well have have fun ripping off people in the future with your lasers...

you: well, thank you very much for your help

John: you're welcome. and excuse me?

you: have a wonderful day



UPDATE: thank you guys for correcting my spelling :)
 





Re: My Conservation With a Wicked Laser Representa

well im just wondering if what he said is true. i thought that some of wicked's were still CNI's
 
Re: My Conservation With a Wicked Laser Representa

I doubt they still sell CNIs. Maybe all their lasers are is ripped apart underpowered cnis?
 
Re: My Conservation With a Wicked Laser Representa

That's what you get when you pay some random teenager off the street to be the tech support and tell him to praise wicked and say that all other lasers are crap.
 
Re: My Conservation With a Wicked Laser Representa

bobobob121 said:
this is NOT is a JOKE.

the following is a conservation i had with a REAL wicked representative using their help line on the site

Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond....

Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'John'

John: Hi, thank you for visiting Wicked Lasers, how may I assist you?

you: i was just wondering why is it the prices are so high on wicked lasers compared to nova lasers, which they
overpower their lasers and wicked's are underpowered

you: is it the quality?, because ive head numerous problems with wicked and barely any with nova's

John: nova lasers are selling CNI type of lasers which means generic or old models, while our company sells our very own type of lasers with the highest level of quality of diodes and crystals.

you: i see, well have have fun ripping off people in the future with your lasers...

you: well, thank you very much for your help

John: you're welcome. and excuse me?

you: have a wonderful day
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Lol ;D
That's awesome. I think you should continue conversing with him.
 
Re: My Conservation With a Wicked Laser Representa

Its all in fun, either way they get paid.

I should make a bot that talks to their live support ;)
 
Re: My Conservation With a Wicked Laser Representa

Talking that way probably wont get you any answers either. They are aware of their reputation I'm sure. They can tell when its someone who doesn't want answers, but more reasons to hate them.
 
Re: My Conservation With a Wicked Laser Representa

i didnt mean to offend him. i was just striking up a conservation.
 
Re: My Conservation With a Wicked Laser Representa

Dude, is it just me or did you write "conSerVation" 3 times? :-? Btw, I don't really see what the point of that was.When you said "Have fun ripping ppl off", what did you expect him to say?He was eighter gonna say that or start cursing you.That's what I would've done....that's probably what most ppl would've done. :P
 
Re: My Conservation With a Wicked Laser Representa

Way to stick it to the man ::)
 
Re: My Conservation With a Wicked Laser Representa

OK, prepare to laugh your ass off... john is pretty damn funny...

>Please wait for a site operator to respond.
>You are now chatting with 'John'
John: Hi, thank you for visiting Wicked Lasers, how may I assist you?
you: hy
you: Umm
you: I jut got $400 for birthday and i want lazer.
you: I want to burn paper and light the match
you: what u recomend?
John: I recommend the Evo 125mw
John: it is a green laser with 125mw and specially designed for close range distances with burning capabilities.
you: yeh um what abot sonar burner?
John: sonar burner cost $1,999.99
you: Will this lazer make people liek me?
John: you will catch their attentions for sure..
you: Yeh @ school i want some more friends and i think that they might liek me moar than mudkipz if I get a lazer that burns stuff. what do u think?
John: definitely, besides you will become more interesting for them.
you: You think girls might liek me moar too?
you: Because, girls liek pretty things and lazer beams look pretty, right?
John: absolutely
you: wow, you thonk I could fight people in teh skool yard with my new evo 125mw?
you: Because since it burns maybe bullies won't pick on me
you: whut do you think?
John: lasers can be dangerous, do not shine it directly to your eyes or to somebody's eyes because it can cause damage.
you: Yeh but whut if some bad bully was going to hurt me? could I burn him?
John: it will only sting to the skin but it cannot cause any burn.
you: Oh
you: Well, could I use it as a satalite destoryer?
you: and when the girls see my lazer, I will get a real girlfriend right? So we can go makeout at night and shine the lazer around and maybe bring condom.
you: Do you think evo 125mw could do that for me?
John: that's very romantic
you: Yes could a wickedlasers make that happen for me?
John: if its your will then you can.
you: Becuz the girls will see it and come flocking to me because I have the coolest lazer right?
John: yes
you: awesome!!!!!!!!!
you: Maybe
you: I could take my dads credit card and buy a spyder?
you: Then the girls from china and canada and all countries could come and we would make sweet sweet love?
you: Do you think so?
John: yes
you: So when my dad comes home, i will steal his credit card and his wife, good idea?
John: that is not a good idea
you: No?
you: Must be good idea then i buy spyder
you: and be king of all women and monkies and toothpaste
you: how much powah does a spyder has?
John: it has 200-300mw
you: so if my spyder has that powah is that liek a mudkipz extreme?
you: please answer fast i must go and buy the lazer and then go to skool
John: spyder is the most powerful laser that we offer
you: does it come with mudkipz?
you: i really like mudkipz
you: and i hop it comes with them
you: then i will buy it if it does
you: does it have mudkipz?
you: hello john????????? please responnned!!!
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Re: My Conservation With a Wicked Laser Representa

LOL ! now that is a more inspired way of screwing with mr. Smith there :D :D
 
Re: My Conservation With a Wicked Laser Representa

I laught so hard that I could barely read it! ;D ;D ;D ;D
 
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