Please tell me this is just an April Fools joke that hasn't been revealed yet.
If it's not,
you need to get a clue.
This ain't 2005 anymore.
Nobody will pay $20 for an incredibly
ordinary "5mW" laser pointer in that NewWish host. Those lasers are a
dime-a-dozen and found everywhere -- even on Amazon.com -- for cheaper, and overspec.
The only reason why anyone buys a laser in a NewWish host these days is
because it's probably overspec. Otherwise, it's an lame laser host found on hundreds of sites. Nobody wants a 5mW NewWish unless they're like $4 shipped.
People don't care that your laser is certified eye-safe. Not in that host anyway. Your "quality testing" should reveal that the laser you're selling is
fundamentally low-quality. Do a little research before you try to pass off shit like that, at those prices, on here.
If people are truly seeking out an eye-safe green laser they're going to pay for something
nice. You know, a laser in a nice Leadlight host, a laser from AtlasNova, or something from Think Geek. Again, not for some crappy NewWish pointer out of Hong Kong.
Finally, you should have your nickname changed here.
Someone else already has your nickname unless you're the same person, but I highly doubt it.