Legendary quotes

[Pontiacg5]

"Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if PacMan affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music."

Ha! You've never been to High school!

 

[Ignis Fatuus]

My all time favorite saying when people ask me IF.

"If my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle"

 

[daguin]

Be what you is, not what you is not.
Folks what do this is the happiest lot

- Mr wizard (the lizard)

 

[00Giorge]

My aunt told me at a family reunion that my mom wished that I would have been a girl, my reply " good thing I am not a girl because there would be a whore in the family."

 

[Ignis Fatuus]

You know your in love when you use condoms with the other girls.

 

[Ignis Fatuus]

My aunt told me at a family reunion that my mom wished that I would have been a girl, my reply " good thing I am not a girl because there would be another whore in the family."

Fixed it for ya...

 

[00Giorge]

Fixed it for ya...

ROFL :crackup: Thanks buddy! She always quotes the bible, she had a fit when I told her what I did. She really would have shit if I would have said that. :crackup:

 

[Ignis Fatuus]

That would be considered a light jab at my families reunion. :eg:

 

[00Giorge]

Part of my family I like, a lot of them I could careless if I see them. They like to gossip and used to tell my mom things that I did or things I was thinking about doing.

The best thing I ever took for energy was benzadrine or crystal methadrine wich you can no longer get since about 87.

 

[AUTO XX]

Being in love is like crapping your pants:
Everyone can tell but only you can feel the warmth.

 

[Ignis Fatuus]

No, I don't have a girlfriend.

We'll just have one drink.

I'll pull out...I promise.

Do you have enough for the cab?

 

[Mohrenberg]

just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels.

 

[Ignis Fatuus]

just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels.

Said the priest to you. :can:

 

[00Giorge]

My first exwife me talking to her: Did I hurt you? No, why? You moved!

 

[AUTO XX]

My gf seems to lose touch with reality when she is "at her peak", I get slapped, scratched, patted on the top of the head....
Its all light and doesn't hurt but sometimes it is hard to concentrate and keep from laughing.

 

[chipdouglas]

^^^^ and if she reads that you won't have to worry about concentrating LoL.
Because you won't be getting any. woot.