A bus full of nuns went over a cliff and all of them died. So they are at the gates of heaven with St Peter there. St Peter askes the first nun if she ever touched a mans penis, she replied she did it one time on a dare. So St Peter says rinse your hands in this holy water and your in. St Peter asked the second nun in line if she ever touched a mans penis and she replied she fondled a man while in college, so St. Peter says rinse your hands in this holy water and your in. all the sudden there was a commotion in the line, St. Peter says sisters sisters what is the problem? At the back off the line one of the nuns says im not gargling that holy water after sister Mary sticks her ass in it!
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