Jokes thread!

[Lazerbeak]

Zeus is a bit Randy come to think of it :thinking: and into beastiality...

Poor squirrel :crackup:

~ LB

 

[Cyparagon]

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

 

[Lazerbeak]

~ LB

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

 

[RawPaul]

A man dies and goes to hell. The devil asks him if he likes to drink. The guy says "Why yes". The devil says "Well you'll like Wensday, because we drink all day." Then the devil asks him if he likes to get high. The mans say " Well ya, sure." The devil says "Well, you'll like Mondays, because we get high all day." Then the devil asks him if he's gay. The guy says "no". The devil says "Well you won't like Thursdays then".

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

 

[ARG]

What do you have if you are holding 10 playing cards?

A deca cards

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

This comic also defines accurately defines trying to find someone at a club.

 

[NO4H99]

A man decides that he needs to paint his porch. So, he goes into town to find somebody willing to take on the job. After a few hours, he finds a blond who say he's willing to take on the job. They agree to meet at the man's house the next morning at eight. Sure enough, the blond shows up exactly at eight, ready to work. The man says that the paint, brushes, and everything else needed are ready in the garage. The blond goes outside to paint and comes back in a few hours later, saying that he finished. The man, pays the blond, and thanks him. The blond says that its no problem and starts to walk out. As he is walking out the door, however, the blond turns around and says, "Oh, by the way, that wasn't a porsche, it's a ferrari."

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

 

[Lazerbeak]

The Internet... It has breasts

~ LB

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

The Internet... It has breasts

~ LB

But not tactile feedback :cryyy: