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ElectricPlasma said:
3D, I'll say this again, for the last time, please post (both threads and replies) in English. You might otherwise be mistaken for spam, and I'm sure that's not your intention. This is an English forum and I doubt anyone on here can understand Italian.

If you can't speak English, then I'm not too sure what the logic would be in joining an English speaking forum. Just as I wouldn't join an Italian speaking forum.
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ElectricPlasma ,

This is the 3rd or 4th time I'll "resume" if you read the top at the top of the post you will realize that I had to write it and edit it in italian because google does not translate well at all, but apparently you enter in my posts And go straight to tell me something!
Now, a fifth time there will not be, So you know I'm telling you? Now you are annoyed but who do you think you are? Spam, do it deliberately, oh boy ... lower the crest.
Nobody here controls anyone! If I'm fucking from the beginning you could tell it before! In my opinion the Italians are on the cock! And now I go away forever! Stand alone with you you understand!
 
3DLaSeRBuiLDeR said:
ElectricPlasma ,

This is the 3rd or 4th time I'll "resume" if you read the top at the top of the post you will realize that I had to write it and edit it in italian because google does not translate well at all, but apparently you enter in my posts And go straight to tell me something!
Now, a fifth time there will not be, So you know I'm telling you? Now you are annoyed but who do you think you are? Spam, do it deliberately, oh boy ... lower the crest.
Nobody here controls anyone! If I'm fucking from the beginning you could tell it before! In my opinion the Italians are on the cock! And now I go away forever! Stand alone with you you understand!
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3D, please take it easy. EP has a lot of work with all mod stuff. You could notice there is a very little to no spam and troll threads/posts - that is not usual and it is all the work of mods (and community reporting this spam and troll content). So if you consider this and the fact that EP just does his (voluntary taken - no money for that) job. Nothing against you. Just keeping the LPF in good shape to make us happy to return and have valuable content. (Hereby my thanks to mods!)

So, for next time just post it in English and below markup Italian version like:
"I have trouble for finding right English translation, sorry. Here it is in the original if you can understand:"
And put in Quote tags that in Italian version.

Just example and I believe nobody will have any problem with that. :)
 
3DLaSeRBuiLDeR said:
In un villaggio remoto in Scozia, vive una donna vecchia, sottile e dai capelli lunghi, che da qualche anno è vedova, trascorre i suoi giorni coltivando la sua orticoltura, allevando i suoi maialini e giocando con i suoi 5 cani ....! La sua unica figlia sposata e con due figli spesso la va a trovare e la esorta a uscire di casa .... solo per camminare un po 'e non sempre stare a casa a pensare al suo marito defunto ...!
Un bel giorno la madre per rendere felice la figlia decide di accompagnarla al supermercato, una volta arrivati ​​... parcheggino l'auto, prendono il carrello e raggiungono l'ingresso del supermercato.
Girare, riempire il carrello con tutto quello che ti serve! Quando a un certo punto BOOOOMMMMMMM provano uno scoppio proveniente dai frigoriferi dove ci sono alimenti surgelati e gelati confezionati ....! Poi immediatamente, vedendo le altre persone in esecuzione (per dare sollievo) o solo per curiosità, anche loro corrono.
E chieda a quei pochi sfortunati che sono stati colpiti da alimenti congelati. "Ehi, va bene, hai davvero fatto male?
Poi iniziano a rispondere alle persone, prima risponde a un giovane e dice: "Nessun signore ho appena avuto un gelato sulla mia spalla!
Poi risponde a una donna incinta e dice: oh mio Dio meno male che sono stata colpita di lato da un passato di verdure o altrimenti avrei perso il mio bambino, quindi rispondere a due donne cinquantenni e dire: ma siamo felici di essere stati colpiti. ...! "La gente li chiede" Perché dici così? , E le due donne rispondono: perché tra le tante cose congelate ci è stato colpito da un pacco di piselli maxi ... e adesso siamo sicuri di essere incinta!
La anziana donna e sua figlia sono aperti alla dichiarazione fatta dalle due donne ....! Poi partono e si allontanano ... una volta che arrivano al cassiere, pagano il conto e cominciano verso l'uscita ... una volta usciti dal supermercato e quando arrivano all'auto caricano le borse per la spesa a bordo, la figlia rimette il carrello a posto e entrare in macchina, inizia e parte a casa!
Mentre la sua figlia cammina, lei dice a sua madre: Siamo davvero bene?
La madre risponde: Beh, infatti, non hai tutti i torti figlia mia ! Ma credo che da ora in poi quando sentirò la mancanza di tuo padre tornerò in quel supermercato. :D:D:D:D​
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Njengoba ngishilo ngaphambili, angifundi isiNtaliyane.
Kunzima ukuhumusha ihlaya kusuka kolunye ulimi kuya kwesinye ngencazelo efanayo ehlekisayo.

Jerry
 
New joke;

You know why blonde jokes are so short?

It's so brunettes can understand them. :D
 
Hap said:
LOL! :crackup: That's funny! :)

-Alex
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It is a joke thread, we should be joking here. :D

And the shortest math joke:

"Let be epsilon < 0."

:crackup: (I know it is akward to laugh at own jokes, but I do not care.) :D
 
Radim said:
3D, please take it easy. EP has a lot of work with all mod stuff. You could notice there is a very little to no spam and troll threads/posts - that is not usual and it is all the work of mods (and community reporting this spam and troll content). So if you consider this and the fact that EP just does his (voluntary taken - no money for that) job. Nothing against you. Just keeping the LPF in good shape to make us happy to return and have valuable content. (Hereby my thanks to mods!)

So, for next time just post it in English and below markup Italian version like:
"I have trouble for finding right English translation, sorry. Here it is in the original if you can understand:"
And put in Quote tags that in Italian version.

Just example and I believe nobody will have any problem with that. :)
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The problem is that he's likely using Google translate to read the forum and has a poor understanding of English. I feel Google translate likely escalated what he and EP said to each other, but oh well.:whistle:

I understand what original joke is saying, but I'm still not sure why it's supposed to be funny. Maybe you have to be Italian to understand.
 
Rivem said:
The problem is that he's likely using Google translate to read the forum and has a poor understanding of English. I feel Google translate likely escalated what he and EP said to each other, but oh well.:whistle:

I understand what original joke is saying, but I'm still not sure why it's supposed to be funny. Maybe you have to be Italian to understand.
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Yes, I agree. However I do not think it should be constrain why not to be member here. Just those who do not know English much should use simply expressions with help of translator and just mention that English is still problem for them. I think everybody will understand that and will be more tolerant. And finally they will learn English very fast by using it.

I remember that at the moment I started to think in English, I just do not translate it anymore and I even cannot translate perfectly and fast sometimes if someone asks me for that. Just because some words I cannot find right equivalent - like term "temporal coherence" for example. I know what it means, but I do not know how to translate it correctly to my native language.
 
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Here's a small piece of Wikipedia about the Italian school
curriculum...
"It has a common programme for all pupils, and covers all the classical subjects (Italian language and literature, history, geography, mathematics, natural sciences, English language, a second foreign Language, French, Latin, technology, arts, music, and physical education)."

He may not be old enough to have learned the
required subject of English...:thinking:

He'll be back in 3 days...
Not a good idea to pi$$ off a Mod that is trying
to steer him in the right direction.


Jerry
 
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lasersbee said:
Here's a small piece of Wikipedia about the Italian school
curriculum...
"It has a common programme for all pupils, and covers all the classical subjects (Italian language and literature, history, geography, mathematics, natural sciences, English language, a second foreign Language, French, Latin, technology, arts, music, and physical education)."

He may not be old enough to have learned the
required subject of English...:thinking:

He'll be back in 3 days...
Not a good idea to pi$$ off a Mod that is trying
to steer him in the right direction.


Jerry
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Maybe. It's never that simple though. I've been to many countries where English is a required school subject and has been for decades, but that doesn't mean that the understanding is good enough for reasonable communication. Even in Italy, I had to try to speak Italian to almost everyone outside of tourist areas.

Either way, hopefully he gets the message when he's back.
 
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