Corruption Wish Game!

[jeffreythe00]

Hey everyone.

I seen this game on another forum and thought... hmm lpf would like this.

How to play:

A person make a wish and the next poster must corrupt it, then posts their own wish, and so forth. A never ending game!

Example:

1. I wish I had some ice cream.
2. Wish granted! But it is infected with salmonellosis food poisoning. I wish I were taller...

So I'll start.

I wish my boss would die.

 

[jander6442]

Ok, will do, only after he fires you.... something like that. I wish for a direct diode 520nm for 10.00 US.?????

 

[Meatball]

Ok, will do, only after he fires you.... something like that. I wish for a direct diode 520nm for 10.00 US.?????

Ok. Sales will begin on the day you die... and Vf = 350V!

... I wish the US presidential election was over already.

 

[jander6442]

Ok. Sales will begin on the day you die... and Vf = 350V!

... I wish the US presidential election was over already.

I'am not liking this game ^ thanks meatball so far one dude fired and you got me dead.:undecided:

 

[jander6442]

Ok. Sales will begin on the day you die... and Vf = 350V!

... I wish the US presidential election was over already.

OK double post.... Romney wins everyday!!!! and I wish meatballs favorite gas laser burns out:na::eg:

 

[sinner]

Wish granted! But he is asking for you to clean up all the glass particles with your tongue :na:

...I wish i could be a superhero!!

 

[danefex]

Done! Too bad your superpowers only include uncontrolable irritable bowel syndrome while flying over cities, turns out you can't save anybody

I wish there were another beamshot competition :thinking:

 

[Cel]

Wish granted! But it lasted only for a picosecond.

I wish that Americans use metric system, not that imperial.

 

[BShanahan14rulz]

Wish granted, but now the entire scientific community has full belief in the merits of the imperial system.

I wish this wish would actually come true...

Edit: that one's kinda hard, so I also wish I had a better oven so that I could cook frozen pizzas and not have burnt cheese and soggy "crust"

 

[danefex]

So nobody wants to mess with Bshanahans wish? Fine I'll go again

Wish granted, but now the entire scientific community has full belief in the merits of the imperial system.

I wish this wish would actually come true...

Edit: that one's kinda hard, so I also wish I had a better oven so that I could cook frozen pizzas and not have burnt cheese and soggy "crust"

Your first wish has been granted. Next time try a better cell phone carrier when making wishes though because all we heard was a 'I w*ish th_is fish wou_ld eat me at th_e zoo' and you just became a bucket of sharkfood.

I wish facebook would go offline for a month

:beer:

 

[IsaacT]

Wish Granted! But only because the internet is down as well.

I wish I was fluent in Russian!

 

[sinner]

Wish Granted! But only because the internet is down as well.

I wish I was fluent in Russian!

Wish granted!! but you'll be stuck in mainland china for the rest of your life where all speak mandarin chinese!

I wish i had a license to kill!! :gun:

 

[ZRaffleticket]

Wish granted! But the license is only valid for plants.

I wish I had four biscuits.

 

[IsaacT]

Wish granted! But they are all so very moldy. :/

I wish I had batteries with unlimited current capabilities! (fo real though)

 

[Cel]

Wish granted! But each of them weighs 1000 tons.

I wish there are no custom restrictions on lasers!

 

[IsaacT]

Wish granted! But it is because we no longer have a mail system so you can't import anything.

I wish I didn't have to work in 20 minutes.