completely useless thread...

[CDHDC]

I like tacos

 

[LaZeRz]

I posted here so I am now an asshole

 

[Flaminpyro]

has any one seen my bicycle, I left it right here I'm sure :thinking:

 

[LaZeRz]

has any one seen my bicycle, I left it right here I'm sure :thinking:

found it

 

[Flaminpyro]

Here's a prank try this one on your drive in to work.

Well, anyways... does anybody have any good april fools pranks for tomorrow?

 

[Trevor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyqUj3PGHv4&feature=player_embedded

...wut?

-Trevor

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

has any one seen my bicycle, I left it right here I'm sure :thinking:

That'll be $34, plus tax and mandatory tip, $40 please

 

[LaZeRz]

Hey, I have his bike! Get out of here you scammer!















J/K

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

^^^No Way!!! He parked it in my garage:na:

Now if you want it, you have to PM me:shhh:

Meet me out back and bring cash, I'll even meter it for you! But Wait! It will take at least 2 months to get it out of the lot. Please don't file a dispute - I promise I shipped it out

Seriously though, how retarded are some of these scammers?

Edit: Just realized I went to something useful... that's a:tsk: on this thread...

I hate bugs! My only phobia - insects - spiders especially.

 

[LaZeRz]

Fine, be like that, il resort to selling something else

Im now selling 2 completely brand new cows straight out of their shipping boxes, These cows will be sent in a small envelope so shipping will be easy on you, Im asking 20 dollars for one of them and 5 dollars if you take both

please send the money in an envelope (please no tracking or delivery comfirmation) straight to my house and I will send you the cows as soon as I get your payment

I also have Jeff's bike for sale, If you buy now I will include 2 wood splinters and 1/4 of a pencil
my adress is 1234 Scam street, Scamersville, i am near the scam highway and left of scam road. Oh yeh And my cars numberplate is SCAM4LYF

 

[Flaminpyro]

keep your dirty old cows I have a new sheep......and some realy big boots :eg:

 

[ShortyInCanada]

Sorry to interject but EVERYONE knows that llamas are far superior.

And they stay crunchy in milk.

 

[LaZeRz]

HEY, I sell llamas too!

Wait, that might be useful, gotta turn this post into a useless scam

If you buy my llama I will include a bridge, a famous landmark and ovbiously a few wood splinters and since I broke my 1/4 pencil il include 1/8 of a pencil

send money by envelope and follow the instructions in my above post (shipping adress is there too)

 

[millirad]

^ Sydney Opera House for sale if you're interested ............

 

[anselm]

So I herd you liek palindromes.....
"Was it a car or a cat I saw"

 

[Flaminpyro]

Did you find my cat, my cat is missing, it's orange and purple so if you see it please return him :na: