A Typical Day At LPF

[millirad]

Great job T_J! I like how well the helium worked. I'd go for WL part II.

 

[Fortyfive]

This was sooooo funny I couldn't stop laughing. Its true though. Great work!!

 

[jayrob]

Just saw this... :crackup:

Sticky this! (edit - oh, already stickied)

 

[Tech_Junkie]

Just saw this... :crackup:

Sticky this! (edit - oh, already stickied)

I just found that out myself.

Hopefully it will be a good tool for showing newbies how not to act.

 

[LaserCo]

This was great TJ! so funny!

 

[ConnorGames]

You forgot to ask what color his cat was! It makes a difference,you know

 

[00Giorge]

LMFAO!

 

[Tech_Junkie]

By request. Here is the text if you couldn't understand all of it.

Dont mind the bad spelling. They only allow you so much text, so I had to simplify, and manipulate words so I didnt use up the allotment of text. Also some words had to be adjusted to sound right. Like 18650 batteries. If I wrote 18650 it would have said "eighteen thousand six hundred and fifty batteries". And so forth.

The icons are cues. I had to tell the program where to point the camera, make the actors pause, and use hand signs. These control the visuals of the scenes.

Actor 1
Welcome to LPF.

Please take a minute to read the stickies, and check out the 33 reasons not to buy from wicked lasers, and the 6 steps to prevent you from getting scammed threads.

Actor 2
hello.

i Saw a kip kay video and I want to burn some shit. i heard Wicked lasers has the best lasers but my moms wont give me $800

so I have to try build one.

Actor 1
Wicked lasers is crap. If you want to build lasers you have to do some reading first,

and make sure to get a good pair of laser goggles.

Actor 2
No problem.

I have my pops welding helmet.I watchd a youtube video and just need to know if i buy ah 100 wat green diode will fit in to this flashlight I bought off DX

Actor 1
there is no such thing as a 100 wat green diode, and you will need more than just a flashlight. Please read the

I want to build a laser thread for more info

also welding helmets do not work for lasers.

Actor 2

but Goggles are to expensive.

Actor 1

u cant put a price on ur eye site.

Actor 2

wut ever.

i made 3 threads asking what I need but no one will tell me,

and this jerk tech junkie keeps making fun of me and calling me names.

Actor 1
Thats because we dont spoon feed people here. If you dont read you will not learn.

Actor 2
All i wanted was a laser, and now i have all these red bars.

You people are ass holes.

Actor 1

u will get banned if you keep talking like that.

Actor 2

i am sorry. I just want 2 lite a cigarette and stuff. Can you tell me where to by a good laser.

Actor 1

What power do you want, what color do you like, and how much do you want to spend?

Actor 2

i want enough powers to burn the ass hairs off my cat from 10 feet, i like yellow, and all i have is $20 to spend.

Actor 1

r

u a freaking troll, or just an ass hat

Actor 2

Can you please just tell me where to get the parts i need.

Actor 1

Go to D t r and get a 1 wat 445 nano meter diode, go to mo and get a custom heat sink for your flashlight, go to pyro for a version 5 flex drive, go to axis for a 12 millimeter copper module, go to jayrob for a glass g2 lens, and then go to larry for high capacity eighteen six fifty batteries and charger, You'll need a test load to set the driver, and a diode press to install the diode.

And dont forget the goggles.

Actor 2

If you dont want to help me just say so.

 

[00Giorge]

I understood most of it, but I had to watch it twice because I laughing so hard.
Good job buddy!

 

[Tech_Junkie]

I was laughing too. I wish it had better options, but you only get so many free points to buy characters, and scenes. If I do another one I'll have to use the same characters, and scene because I just about used up all my free points.

 

[00Giorge]

That whole scene seemed really familiar!

I am still laughing about it!:crackup:

It didn't take very long to get stickied.

 

[JaiNobeZ]

This, as well as pretty funny, would be useful as it's a video. Noobs seem to dislike reading so maybe this would get their attention a little better.

 

[brendon7358]

lol that was hilarious, make a sequel +1

 

[sinner]

T J , you are awesome! Hahahaa its been ten minutes since im laughing my ass off..

 

[vk2fro]

I normally hate the monotonous voices in these style of clips but this is so true - and I lol'ed at the parts list. For $20 all that newbie was going to get was an aixiz module or a 18650 without a charger

Well done TJ.

 

[bloompyle]

You forgot the most common of all!

"Hi guys.
I saw this [insert DX 200mW laser for $20] is it any good?"

And I laughed at the ass hairs part, then cringed when I realized that not too long ago there was a person asking for a laser to tie to his dogs so that they could have "laser warz"