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FrozenGate by Avery

3 Word Story

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This is kinda lame with you guys only talking about genetilia and asses. Also, stop putting words together to cram more into one post please.
Let's try making an actual story, that would be awesome!

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wake up suddenly
 





Jaseth said:
This is kinda lame with you guys only talking about genetilia and asses. Also, stop putting words together to cram more into one post please.
Let's try making an actual story, that would be awesome!

Back to story:

wake up suddenly
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With an erection. :D
 
Lets compile what we have so far ... and I present the intro to a well thought out novel, HA! ;):D

So, I was buildin' a laz0r in my garage when I saw this naked dude chasin a dog but fell and farted some dust.. meanwhile the dog (at a hockey puck) ate the dust and time traveled to the end of this year. Then got pwned by a hooker with no teeth! Boy what gums! I thought "cool" was the word but bird was the word! Yeah by the trashmen. So I threw my pubic hair at the lady who looked like Mr Chuck Norris on a bad, bad caffeine trip. Then I realized Im not gay! But my sister, is very hot. But I realized I mustn't but its so tempting that I could cry. And considering my sisters girlfriend is a total disgrace for a human pee. Only that my post count rises and rises just like my feet when I fall on my head. The game I lost. Oh P Q R ... X Y Z... forgot the alphabet. My balls are swinging to and blue with aching nose because of that girl by the street corner who took my virginity and money was a hermaphrodite. Then an aardvark stole my sandwich and ran away. Chased it down a dark street where chuck norris kicked me in the balls, and showed me his über roundhouse kick! Then came Anti-Norris, which was actually a giant window that when opened the universe would sink into a huge blackhole. Where Chuck Norris eat a cake which granted him more roundhouse powers for the purpose of pwning the whole feminist acts. I ran but ended up walking into a midget with a tail but suddenly realized it was Goku! So chuck pointed his 3YW laser and blasted Goku up the ass until he screamed, "help me Jebus". Raptor Jesus came. I came too, but forgot that I was firing my laser. So raptor jesus gets his knife and rippedGokuAnew one. I walked out happier than ever but got struck in a sinkhole, so I walked in a circle of tremendous fire with no toes and nails which stuck in my heels, it hurt so bad that Ifucked a chicken. Feathers went everywhere then it fuckedme. But I closed my asshole with gator clamps and I cried so loud, and it made me .... the end of my dream.

Waked up suddenly with an erection because my dog, it tasted like ball bags.
 
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