I glue animals to rocks

[Kartracer00]

He does earn "The Most Interesting Intro" Award though. You must agree.

 

[hakzaw1]

Call it trolling or just putting out some (fish) bait- some of you got taken-
just like ths joke--
What does
A lady do sitting down
A man does standing up and a dog does on three legs
hint its not what you think--lol
answer later if nobody has it.

back on topic- his use for a high power laser is totally legit-
It works better for these salt tank pests than other methods-

I got a PM from him- and will reply here...
****************

WOW !!200gal SALT!!-- sweet-
I would both love and hate to have that-
closest I ever got was 150 gal Chichlid tank-beautiful and interesting fish-- I miss them--:cryyy:

I worked for a few years at a Pet Shop and even tho I got a big discount and had a working knowledge on salt, I never felt I was qualified to have one-- So many times I would see customers wanting to buy salt fish and they had fresh tanks-- and no clue about how much work and knowledge they require. Some wanted to do a 10 or 20 Gal tank and thought the could buy the tank and fish the same day!!! duh!!


So PLZ share some picks of your tank-- WELCOME to the forums and keep that sense of humor-- not all here are dead serious and many love their pets etc--

on your OP-- you can say--:wave:GOTCHA!!--lol:thanks:

 

[Zeebit]

Wow. 200 gallons is just amazing. I would really love to see pics of that monster. Biggest thing I got right now is a puny 20 gallon freshwater planted tank.

 

[Distillate]

lol at this whole thread, witty

so i guess you are killing pests in your tank with the laser? we have had a few guys pass through using them for that. good luck

here is one of the threads i dug up http://laserpointerforums.com/f44/laser-frying-pest-anemones-reef-aquarium-69147.html

:beer:

Thanks for the link bennett326, I have a 180gal reef tank with a slight aptasia problem and I've searched for related info but I don't think I've come across that thread.
I usually use a chemical aptasia killer but I've never liked that method.

Welcome leanofpeak

 

[ApexProxy]

I have a single 1.1W 445nm laser remaining on my sale thread if you might be interested. It should have no problem frying the crap out of the pest anemones and the output can be boosted by using a G2 lens which would also improve its burning capabilities. Here is the thread:
http://laserpointerforums.com/f39/n...g-110-free-us-shipping-79069.html#post1136610

 

[Elektrotechniker]

Professional troll in our midst.
Funniest thread to start 2013 with LOL

 

[ApexProxy]

I do have to agree that the intro troll was one of the best I have seen in a long time. Gotta love how perfectly it worked making people think he was a freak XD

 

[ZRaffleticket]

I freaked out because some of my friends would actually do that

Hoping to see more funny things in days to come,
-Z

 

[Lethere Belight]

I guess thats better than tying ittle children to trees.

 

[leanofpeak]

Hey guys...

Thank you for the warm welcome and kind words. i really wanted to let the subterfuge run for a couple days, but after Zee swallowed the bait hook, line, and sinker, I thought otherwise.

After all, I have orders in with Blord, Jerry/Laserbee, Gray/Jetlaser, and Len/Hak...All a pleasure to work with and very professional...I didn't want one of them refundng my money because of the glue thing.

Here is the video that inspired me:

Marine Aquarists Laser Series - Aiptasia - YouTube

As you can see, he recommends "maximum output available". He should of just said, "more power scotty" as that is the kind of language I speak. So me being the horsepower junkie that i am went looking for something with some grunt. Like Corvette ZR1 grunt, even though I prefer Porsches.

When I get the goods I will surely document my drama on video for all to enjoy.

Hak/Zee...just re-aquascaped last week. I am a minimalist, and am now going extreme minimal. Kind of like when a vegetarian goes vegan. Will get a new fts posted up soon.

It's going to be a good year...

 

[Lucian]

I only recommend putting the pictures in the first thread. The WTF factor would have been the same but without the "FU" response.

 

[EliteFunk]

HA! This thread is awesome! I had a 90gal Cichlid tank for years, but when I moved last spring I had no way of transporting it, so a friend of mine has the whole setup now. Although lately I've been thinking about starting a tropical saltwater tank, I know it's a huge commitment so I'm still undecided. I might just start a colony of hermit crabs instead, they're pretty awesome too... anyway I would love to see some shots of your tank!

 

[hakzaw1]

My Cichlid tank was all natural as could be- I hate to see those plastic plants, treasure chests and plastic deep sea divers- I had a very large placostimus(like 8 inches long) that was many years old and a jumbo clown loach
that was the biggest I had ever seen- at least 6 inches- big enough that the cichlids left him alone. So much can go wrong with a salt tank I just resigned myself to brackish water and nice colbalt cichlids. Never cared for Oscars (also a cichlid as well as anglefish) nor those ugly pacus(another cichlid IIRC).

Pacus in S America end up in the frying pan.
hak

 

[Zeebit]

Like Hak, I also do not keep any sort of plastic decorations in my tank. Only live plants and a nice piece of driftwood.

 

[lasersbee]

Nice way to attract attention to yourself.....:crackup:
You almost had me going....
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[TheDukeAnumber1]

Or you glue rocks to animals?

Welcome to the forum and nice intro thread. I'm a fishkeeper hobbyist aswell and can't wait to see those vids.

@ hakzaw and Zeebit
I'm on the same page and never like to see plastic decor in a take, real plants and wood is the way to go!