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Jokes thread!
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From Siki :-
I was at a job interview today, and the interviewer said, "It says on your CV that you are quick at mental arithmetic. What's seventeen times nineteen?"
I immediately said, "Thirty-six."
He said, "That's not even close."
I said, "But it was quick."
I was at a job interview today, and the interviewer said, "It says on your CV that you are quick at mental arithmetic. What's seventeen times nineteen?"
I immediately said, "Thirty-six."
He said, "That's not even close."
I said, "But it was quick."
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From Sicki :-
What's the difference between USB and USA?
One connects to all your devices and accesses your data. The other is a hardware standard.
What's the difference between USB and USA?
One connects to all your devices and accesses your data. The other is a hardware standard.
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That is hilarious! Thanks.
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Why are pirates so mean? They just arrrh!
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Don't you hate it when someone answers their own question?
I do.
I do.
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What should you do if a PhD candidate in philosophy knocks on your door?
Pay him for the pizza.
Pay him for the pizza.
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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. -YouTube comment
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Sorry not a completely clean joke but I can't resist.
A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the Top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks Wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady With, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her accident, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit yourself when I tell you the price." :crackup:
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A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the Top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks Wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady With, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her accident, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit yourself when I tell you the price." :crackup:
Alan
