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FrozenGate by Avery

We've all done it...

Went to Dunkin Donuts and got myself a coffee knowing it was hot i still took a sip and burnt my tongue and when i flinched the cap of the coffee opened up and i spilled about 1/8 of a medium coffee on my lap.

The thing the really sucked was when the coffee was falling down to my lap i knew in the back of my head that if i moved or flinched when it hit my lap it would spill out more so i had to suck it up until i was able to put the coffee down witch was about 2 second after the coffee spilled and ill tell you those were pretty long 2 seconds.:p

Now i always give it a 5 minute rule before drinking.:yh:
 





Was drilling a hole in a quarter for a heatsink mod and almost immediately the quarter got extremely hot and I let go sending the quarter somewhere in the house. Still haven't found it yet.
Needless to say but I knew from then on that the quarter would be a great heatsink :crackup:
 
ped said:
Whats yours?

Name a STUPID thing youve done in the past thats made u think "why the HELL did i just do that?"

* getting married excluded :D
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UH...OK..getting married....twice??
Didn't learn from my mistake.
I sure hope my wife never reads this. (I think)
There will be one less LPF member.
:eg:
 
RoDnSuE said:
UH...OK..getting married....twice??
Didn't learn from my mistake.
I sure hope my wife never reads this. (I think)
There will be one less LPF member.
:eg:
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I have also been married twice and divorced twice, I am currently living with my GF and have been for 101/2 years. she thinks we need to get married!:undecided::beer:
 
I was soldering on a ring at work, really felt a sneeze coming on. So I pull the torch off the ring and aim it up into the air for a second. Takes a moment but the sneeze comes out, and I realized I had leaned forward with the sneeze. The torch was in my left hand, aimed up and right. The odd smell I was noticing that smelled oddly like burned hair, well, was just that. It's amazing how fast a soldering torch will burn through hair. I decided against covering it with a hat for months and just shaved my head really close. THEN decided after cutting my hair down to where it was burned that the skinhead look didn't work on me. End result was wearing a hat for months anyways.
 
In 7th grade art class I proceeded to "prove" that the safety scissors we used couldn't cut skin. I closed em around my finger. And then they cut me. Good thing I didn't bet money on that one.
 
I left a top paying job to go back to the orgy that was going on in my house. Next day I was fired.

Played chicken with lawn darts, and caught one in the ribs, and cracked one.

Sprayed Raid on my bush after I found out I had crabs. Woke up on the floor of the store with tears in my eyes.

Passed out drunk leaning against a telephone pole. Woke up at 8AM to people walking by me like I wasn't there.

Took too much mescaline before a dentist appointment. The assistance kept rubbing her pusswha on my arm, so I reach out and grabbed it. She slapped me across the face, and sent the tools in my mouth flying. I saw stars, colors, and all kinds of crazy images. The dentist walked in with this scowl across his face, and I bolted.

I got fired for eating shrimp at deli job.

Rear ended a car because I was looking at an insanely hot girl hitchhiking on the side of the road. When she got in the car she told me she was extremely horny, and wanted to be F'd in the arss. I almost drove off the road again. Then she told me she was a hooker. :yabbem: So I got my wallet out....:D

I got a million of em.
 
thats def. a case of not learning ur lesson xD
but then again wheres the fun in that
 
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Tech_Junkie said:
Passed out drunk leaning against a telephone pole. Woke up at 8AM to people walking by me like I wasn't there.


I got a million of em.
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Were you still upright...and asleep? :wtf:

inuboi8 said:
thats def. a case of not learning ur lesson xD
but then again wheres the fun in that
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Yup, half the fun is saying "FFS i wont be doing that again!!"

then doing it a week later.
 
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ped said:
Were you still upright...and asleep? :wtf:
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I was sitting on the sidewalk with my back against the pole. I think I passed out around 5AM. I was walking home, and needed a break. I remember it being dark and quiet. Then I opened my eyes and it was sunny, with people and cars passing by.


Crazy Jay said:
Grabbing the vagina was the best! :crackup:
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Thats actually an epic long story. I was in school when I took the mesc. I freaked some teachers out, and got thrown out of school.

Both incidents happened when I was a kid ~15. I could write pages. I was forced into an adult, biker lifestyle at a very young age. So when most kids were in school getting their first kiss, I was hanging around in outlaw biker bars, getting laid, and riding a chopper. I'm not proud of it, it was just the way it was.
 
I had some chips in the oven in a grill pan, took the pan out with oven gloves, poured the chips on my plate, took off the gloves to put whatever was frying in another pan on the stove on my plate and went to put the grill pan back in the oven with no gloves on. Yikes !!!!!
 
Tech_Junkie said:
I left a top paying job to go back to the orgy that was going on in my house. Next day I was fired.

Played chicken with lawn darts, and caught one in the ribs, and cracked one.

Sprayed Raid on my bush after I found out I had crabs. Woke up on the floor of the store with tears in my eyes.

Passed out drunk leaning against a telephone pole. Woke up at 8AM to people walking by me like I wasn't there.

Took too much mescaline before a dentist appointment. The assistance kept rubbing her pusswha on my arm, so I reach out and grabbed it. She slapped me across the face, and sent the tools in my mouth flying. I saw stars, colors, and all kinds of crazy images. The dentist walked in with this scowl across his face, and I bolted.

I got fired for eating shrimp at deli job.

Rear ended a car because I was looking at an insanely hot girl hitchhiking on the side of the road. When she got in the car she told me she was extremely horny, and wanted to be F'd in the arss. I almost drove off the road again. Then she told me she was a hooker. :yabbem: So I got my wallet out....:D

I got a million of em.
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I wasn't surprised for any of those. :D

Don't get thrown in jail or anything. We'd miss you. :p

-Trevor
 
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