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The "I want to laugh" post

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This was me some time ago, (im not the one who eats the floor, I'm the black shirt one) kinda fail xD

 





This one always makes me laugh...

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Mom cancels his account and he tries to stick a remote up his arse. I say Shens, was almost good acting. Funny anyway. :crackup::crackup:

Jon
 
Does BAD jokes count ? :p :D

(And sorry for the bad translation, i'm not good translating jokes in English on-the-fly)

Two friends are out for hunting, at a certain moment, one say to the other "wait, i'm feeling really bad", then start to breath difficult, become cyanotic, grab his torax and fall down, and apparently don't breath more, nor move.
The friend, don't know what to do, so call emergency with his mobile phone, and when the operator answer, start to shout "help me, help me, my friend is fall down on earth, with a blue face, seem don't breath, it look like it's dead, i don't know what to do, help me", so the operator say "ok, be quiet now, take a deep breath, and calm down, that i say you all that you have to check".
The friend calm down, and ask "ok, i'm calm, what i have to do ?" ..... and the operator "well, for the first thing, you have to check that your friend is really dead".
The friend say "ok, no problem, just a second" ..... *BANG* ..... "done, and now ?

:p
 
a man and his wife are having dinner. The wife spills soup on her self and says " oh dear, i look like a pig." then the husband says "yeah, and you spilled soup too!":whistle:
 
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