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Telescope + HD Webcam. What Am I Looking For

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Some of you may have seen these on Youtube or possibly put one together yourself!

Took a jog down the road the other day. A milf moved in a ways down the street. Her windows are a good 600 yrds away, so I'm looking for some insight.

Here,

Telescope:

Refracting VS reflector

Instrument will be used in daylight ONLY. Goal is great focus for up to 10 miles. Not sure what the bandwidth is on a reflector & a refracting telescope, but I assume it varies greatly due to their uses in astromony. Sooo..... up to 15 miles:P

Is that what you call it, bandwidth? I am speaking in terms of distance. Bandwidth doesn't sound right. I assume it's because the term is more associated with acoustics

HD Webcam:

What am I looking for?
Lense doesn't matter as it will be taken off. I assume lux won't either given the daytime application

Any way to get wireless? I know they have AV wireless recievers. All the webcams I've seen are connected via USB. -The AV wireless recievers I've seen are connected via RCA (red, white, yellow). I don't need sound, but video yes. Do they make RCA to USB adapters? Btw, are the cables balanced or unbalanced?
 
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BrittanyGulden said:
Some of you may have seen these on Youtube or possibly put one together yourself!

Took a jog down the road the other day. A milf moved in a ways down the street. Her windows are a good 600 yrds away, so I'm looking for some insight.

Here,

Telescope:

Refracting VS reflector

Instrument will be used in daylight ONLY. Goal is great focus for up to 10 miles. Not sure what the bandwidth is on a reflector & a refracting telescope, but I assume it varies greatly due to their uses in astromony. Sooo..... up to 15 miles:P

Is that what you call it, bandwidth? I am speaking in terms of distance. Bandwidth doesn't sound right. I assume it's because the term is more associated with acoustics

HD Webcam:

What am I looking for?
Lense doesn't matter as it will be taken off. I assume lux won't either given the daytime application

Any way to get wireless? I know they have AV wireless recievers. All the webcams I've seen are connected via USB. -The AV wireless recievers I've seen are connected via RCA (red, white, yellow). I don't need sound, but video yes. Do they make RCA to USB adapters? Btw, are the cables balanced or unbalanced?
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Rather than calling someone you don't know a Milf...
You would be better off calling yourself a horny little
Peeping Tom pervert...:whistle:


Jerry

You can contact us at any time on our Website: J.BAUER Electronics
 
It doesn't matter if you use a reflector or a refractor for spotting. Both will do the job but they are cumbersome. What you need is a spotting scope. Compact and easy to use. And with the right vision, not like telescope which the view is upside down. You don't want to see the b..bs upside down ? :)

Pentax-65-mm-Spotting-Scope_detail.jpg


I have this 20x80mm bino.

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And get the woman you're watching to wear Laser
Safety Goggles for HER protection....:eg:


Jerry

You can contact us at any time on our Website: J.BAUER Electronics
 
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For more details in the curves I recommend a good APO refractor. :D :D

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What's the difference between a spotting scope & a telescope?

Anything?

The only advantage I can see w/ a spotting scope is size. Also, you'd think telescopes would be greater in cost ....but that's not necessarily true. They're really cheap.

I'm also under the impression that telescopes will be able to zoom a hell of a lot farther than an ordinary spotting scope.
 
I know this probably a very radical idea and everything... but why not meet this milf in person instead, by way of say... telling her welcome to the neighborhood? :tinfoil:
 
Bake her some special brownies, then go eat them with her :D

You never know what might happen :p
 
I always recommend refracting telescope when someone is looking to admire breasts from very long distances. So your looking to spend a few hundred bucks just to look at some new "milf" in the neighborhood? How nice.
 
Guy, guys. A milf is by definition a mother. You wouldn't do that do you ? Dating a mother.

A spotting scope is used for terrestrial objects and it has prisms inside to make the image correct. A telescope is used for the sky and don't need for such optics which make the image less crisp.
 
Erm, you're right, but who said anything about dating... dating isn't what the last letter in the milf acronym stands for. :whistle:
 
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Guy, guys. A milf is by definition a mother. You wouldn't do that do you ? Dating a mother.

A spotting scope is used for terrestrial objects and it has prisms inside to make the image correct. A telescope is used for the sky and don't need for such optics which make the image less crisp.
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Okay, so I grabbed the ole' webcam from the basement & did a quick test w/ one of my rifle scopes. I believe it's spec'd around 3-9 x 32. The 3-9 is an adjustable zoom.

It's great for 100yrds, but lmfao, I want 10x that range
 
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