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Anyways, it was an ordinary day, and in the middle of first hour I was just bored to death when my friend Eric needed a pen. So, I gave him a cheap plastic pen. He wanted me to hold it so he could 'chop' it in half with his hands. And he did. It wasn't all that amazing, but still pretty cool. I had him hold mechanical pencils, and I chopped them in half. He thought that was pretty amazing, so I did it some more. The hour went by as we both were picking up the shards of mechanical pencils, and so I went to second hour. I impressed some more people in front of the class, and lots of people were giving me pencils to chop in half. Of course I was having lots of fun, but I had work to do in the class. It was in the beginning of second hour when somebody offered me to break a red pen, and I said "Sure,"; thinking that I could break it with no problem. That's where I was wrong. It was a big red pen, thicker than the mechanical pencils I was breaking before. So my friend Eric held the pen for me, and I concentrated as I started to swing my hand down to obliterate the pen. And then my hand started hurting like hell when a big chunk of plastic impaled my hand. Just kidding. I successfully chopped the pen in half, and everyone was staring at me with astonishment. Well, to be honest it was the wrong kind of astonishment I was expecting, because I looked down, and what I saw was the epicenter of a huge ink blob. Yes, the pen exploded. Ink splattered in all directions from a meter radius. Not only did it drench me, but it also drenched my good friend Eric. And the floor. It wasn't for another 10 seconds or so until the whole class was laughing and the teacher noticed. My teacher got kind of pissed, but she just made me clean up the huge mess. Of course it took a while, but it wasn't that bad to clean up. It was a good laugh, and despite the huge mess it made, was totally worth it.
Also, (totally different story, but still funny)
It was the middle of first hour, and somebody's phone went off during a test. It was really loud, too, and went off for a good 30 seconds. My teacher finally turned around after the phone stopped ringing, and asked if someone had their phone on. The person with the phone said that it was the TV next door, and my teacher believed him *;D
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Here are some pictures of my hand after the pen exploded.
It was a little worse than this because some of it rubbed off before I took the pictures and got home.
My leg with camo pants
Also, (totally different story, but still funny)
It was the middle of first hour, and somebody's phone went off during a test. It was really loud, too, and went off for a good 30 seconds. My teacher finally turned around after the phone stopped ringing, and asked if someone had their phone on. The person with the phone said that it was the TV next door, and my teacher believed him *;D
SPOILERS
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Here are some pictures of my hand after the pen exploded.
It was a little worse than this because some of it rubbed off before I took the pictures and got home.
My leg with camo pants
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