Post your goat

[JLSE]

The goat took a run at my girlfriend, jumped off the truck and would have smoked her in the back of the head.

Goats are serious business




*Each year, over 6000 people are traumatized by goats in the United States alone.

*If a child is traumatized by a goat before age five, he/she is five times more likely to become some form of social deviant.

*If treatment is received promptly, many of the extremely damaging effects of a goat trauma can be cured.

*When given a choice four out five goats will attack a child before attacking either another goat or an adult.

*These same goats will choose to assault an adult over another goat more than three times out of five.

*There are over 50,000 petting zoos in the United States.

*The majority of goat traumas occur before age eight and after age fifty-two.

*In a scientific experiment, seven out of ten goats prefer man-made fibers over natural fibers.


^ LINK > [ The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation ]


http://pribek.net/2009/09/27/goat-attack/

LOL, there appears to be a wide spread fascination with these
sinister creatures... http://www.ultimategoatfansite.com/news/kanye-west-found-dead-after-goat-attack

 

[BShanahan14rulz]

I don't like goats. Goats gots them devil eyes!

Well, ok, only some of them.

I know someone who has like, 6 dogs and 2 goats and some cats. One of the dogs is old and senile and there is no way to keep it from eating what it wants, but it works out because while the goats create a lot of "pellets" all over the place, those pellets are this dog's favorite snack.

 

[42Duckers]

Okay seriously, next thing you know :
"Post your fukkin' favourite pen!"

What's the matter with you people?

This is a scientific laser forum, for Christ's sakes. I do know we have Off-topic board, but for crying out loud, don't you have anything better to do?!

Also, goats are what then dogs? Better?
Yeah that's exactly why a lot of people have goats in their houses and apartments instead of dogs. Oh wait. They don't!

Sorry, I'm just waiting for my laser to come!

I think of the 'off-topic' section as something to do when you're waiting for lasers and stuff to come in the mail...

 

[Don't Laze Me Bro]

Okay seriously, next thing you know :
"Post your fukkin' favourite pen!"

What's the matter with you people?

This is a scientific laser forum, for Christ's sakes. I do know we have Off-topic board, but for crying out loud, don't you have anything better to do?!

Also, goats are what then dogs? Better?
Yeah that's exactly why a lot of people have goats in their houses and apartments instead of dogs. Oh wait. They don't!

kinda harsh eud.... :can:

 

[chipdouglas]

i like to eat goat. mexicans make a great stew call birria.

michael

 

[Eudaimonium]

kinda harsh eud.... :can:

Sorry. Something got the best of me and I didn't control myself.

I know, I know. You guys can post whatever you damn please to.

I won't get in the way.

 

[daguin]

I had an African Pygmy when the boys were small
We used to walk him on a leash :crackup:

Then one day he started rising up on his hind legs and butting the neighbor kids in the face.
Shortly after that he was invited to a Bar-B-Que at my in-laws. :banned:

Peace,
dave

 

[42Duckers]

I had an African Pygmy when the boys were small
We used to walk him on a leash :crackup:

Then one day he started rising up on his hind legs and butting the neighbor kids in the face.
Shortly after that he was invited to a Bar-B-Que at my in-laws. :banned:

Peace,
dave

I take my goats on walks all the time!

And yes, Isa is a little wild at times...

Here's Emma having a good time:

 

[danefex]

I had an African Pygmy when the boys were small
We used to walk him on a leash :crackup:

Then one day he started rising up on his hind legs and butting the neighbor kids in the face. Shortly after that he was invited to a Bar-B-Que at my in-laws. :banned:

Peace,
dave

hehehehe.....