How old are you?

[kiyoukan]

Wow nice photo-shop work. Hey don't feel old i am already having back and knee problems...There is such a thing as being to thin and it does cause lots o problems....

 

[Tech_Junkie]

Wow nice photo-shop work. Hey don't feel old i am already having back and knee problems...There is such a thing as being to thin and it does cause lots o problems....

Thanks

Too thin?? No kidding. I would have never guessed that.

 

[kiyoukan]

yeah being about 5, 9 and only 100 pounds is a huge problem. the whole buddy needs x amount of fat. where i have --x amount...

 

[Tech_Junkie]

Hmm, learn something new everyday. I've never been thin, but would not have guessed that. Try the Homer Simpson diet.

 

[kiyoukan]

I Eat worse than him. I worked at a MCD and still lost weight. I would eat breakfast there and lunch and second lunch and take home dinner. Do not eat daves insanity hot sauce like water. after my stomach ulcer and some intestinal scarring, that diet no longer works! But if your looking to lose weight and you like colonoscopies then give it a shot. i lost over 59pounds.

 

[Crazy Jay]

I Eat worse than him. I worked at a MCD and still lost weight. I would eat breakfast there and lunch and second lunch and take home dinner. Do not eat daves insanity hot sauce like water. after my stomach ulcer and some intestinal scarring, that diet no longer works! But if your looking to lose weight and you like colonoscopies then give it a shot. i lost over 59pounds.

You have a high metabolism. I know a few people like that. I think its a gift.
I'm in the same shoes as Tech Junkie at this point. I tend to eat once a day and snack twice. No large meals.

You could try that Tech. If you eat little buy little your stomach will shrink. Mine has quite a bit. I can't go to buffets anymore...:yabbem:

 

[kiyoukan]

Its actually not that high just i have scarred tissue so i don't absorb almost any nutrients. HOT SAUCE IS BAD FOR YOU!
As to it being a gift i cant sit in certain chairs with out getting sores. I would love to be over weight than under.

 

[Tech_Junkie]

I'm a big guy in general, but still obviously over weight. But my 2 worst habits are I'm a sugar addict, and love to eat at night. Nothing like a food buzz before bed. I'm going to do the Lap Band. I need to loose the pounds so they can operate on my back. Plus the weight is giving me Fibromyalgia. My neurosurgeon told me if I lost 200lbs I'd be in much less pain. I might even get back to work. I haven't been this poor since I was 12. Sitting home all day rots my mind. Probably why I'm an ass most of the time here.

 

[Crazy Jay]

Its actually not that high just i have scarred tissue so i don't absorb almost any nutrients. HOT SAUCE IS BAD FOR YOU!
As to it being a gift i cant sit in certain chairs with out getting sores. I would love to be over weight than under.

All because of hot sauce? Im sorry man... that sucks. I know what its like to have ulcers though. I had mine from stress as a kid. Zantac150 is the best. I end up taking 3-4 when I have severe problems.

Do you like sweets? I heard the most fattening foods are with tons of sugar. Then carbos. Maybe eat a lot of pasta in cream sauces. Ever have chicken alfredo? Awe man that stuff will turn you into a fat and satisfied italian

 

[kiyoukan]

Wow we are on the exact opposite ends of the problem. i too love the sugar before bed a bag of Twix, Mtn Dew and white rice with lots of butter just what i need for bed time.
As far as the doc thing i got the whole if i don't gain weight and fast my body might start to eat and or shut down vital things...
Hey at least you have us to talk to, hmm on second thought we might be speeding up that rotting thing...
does chicken parmachan count?

 

[Crazy Jay]

I'm a big guy in general, but still obviously over weight. But my 2 worst habits are I'm a sugar addict, and love to eat at night. Nothing like a food buzz before bed. I'm going to do the Lap Band. I need to loose the pounds so they can operate on my back. Plus the weight is giving me Fibromyalgia. My neurosurgeon told me if I lost 200lbs I'd be in much less pain. I might even get back to work. I haven't been this poor since I was 12. Sitting home all day rots my mind. Probably why I'm an ass most of the time here.

Ah me too Man... I go to bed but have to get up an hour later to have a snack. Terrible habit. You're not an ass... reading what you type helps me to feel like myself again. You are needed man

Are you on SSI?

 

[Jaseth]

TJ and CJ: I have a free weight loss guide which works (I was overweight when I was 14). If you want I can try to find the files and send them to you.

kiyoukan: Man that really sucks.. so you can't absorb nutrients because your tissue is damaged? I would have some good advice for putting on weight if you were skinny because of high metabolism, but I don't know what you can do if you can't even digest food properly..

Seb

 

[kiyoukan]

They told me they needed to do another test to find out if wil be able to heal or not. ohh but another fun 2 days of prep.... But any eating regiments and weight gain besides from lard sandwiches would be nice to hear.

 

[Tech_Junkie]

You might want to go to GNC and get some bulking protein/carb substitutes. They cost a few bucks, but it more healthier than eating fat rich foods. You'll kill your liver that way.

Hey thanks Seb but I've tried everything. I need the surgery. This way I have no choice.

 

[Crazy Jay]

I remember reading on an ex-suicide attempter who drank his own concoction of cleaner fluids and other chemicals. He ended up burning his esophagus all the way down past the stomach to the small intestines. The doctors saved him by connecting the ends together and making his small intestine on the outside of his chest so that he could move the food he ate with his fingers.

He has to eat nonstop to stay alive but he is alive. I'll try to find his story for you. Its an amazing one.

 

[iskor12]

I am 24 years old...

or 294 months old
or 1,279 weeks old
or 8,955 days old
or 214,918 hours old
or 12,895,071 minutes old

Give or take a few.....I don't want to be accurate here.