Help guys, I need a poem about lasers!

[Branson33]

Hey guys it’s been a while, but for my senior project in school I need a 20 line poem about lasers. Maybe someone could make one pretty fast? Or find one? I can’t seem to find any since you know...it’s lasers and not many people make proms about them lol. Thank you!

 

[paul1598419]

Yeah, you won't likely find one ready to plagiarize, so you best get writing. I can't remember ever seeing any poems or lyrics about lasers in my lifetime. You could get lucky if you were to search long enough. But, chances are you'll still have to write one yourself. Good luck.

 

[Cyparagon]

You want a stranger on internet to do your writing homework for you, for free, then post it on an easily searchable platform with some details to incriminate yourself when the teacher does a cursory googling?

What the entire fck is wrong with you?

 

[Encap]

ROFL

 

[hakzaw1]

you forgot, Cyp when he wants this--- 'pretty fast'
find a rapper..
we will all get right on that for you.


'not many people make proms about them lol'
yes very few proms.

'Been a while... '

your 'laser list' is 13 'lines long'
stick 7 more lines in there anywhere--bam ! done and done..

ps don't forget to 'exercise your argons'

 

[RB astro]

"Oclaro's are red, violets are blue.
I was asked to make a poem about lasers, so I came to you.
You asked, does it need to rhyme?
I said no, but I need twenty lines.
You replied, so pass it through a difraction grating."

RB

 

[kecked]

Laser laser burning bright in your hand in the night. What immortal hand or eye has seen such coherencey.

 

[ArcticDude]

Laser laser on the wall, please don't bounce back to my eyeball, otherwise it will make my sight go to blind!!
-I hope this poem will wrap into your mind and you will use Eagle Pairs all the time..

 

[CurtisOliver]

Love the poems guys.

 

[paul1598419]

Hilarious. I guess we are all of one mind on this.

 

[Lifetime17]

Hi,
Some lasers are red ,some lasers are blue and if you don't watch they will get you.. I know corny just off the top of my head..

Rich

 

[Branson33]

Those poems are awesome guys lol here is the one that I officially used :
Lasers are a helpful tool

They help patients out

Lasers can’t be used in school

It makes the teachers pout

When a laser burns

The wound will go away

To whom it might concern

Lasers are light rays

Lasers can be fun

They can also be deadly

Lasers are brighter than the sun

But they can make a medley

Laser is not a word

It’s an acronym that’s hard to say

But lasers can make your eyes blurred

They also take a lot of pay

Lasers are old tools

They have many shapes

They were not made by fools

So they will give you scrapes

 

[RedCowboy]

Lasers are fun
they make pretty beams.
But they only melt cars
in my wet dreams.

 

[lasersbee]

Hey guys it’s been a while, but for my senior project in school I need a 20 line poem about lasers. Maybe someone could make one pretty fast? Or find one? I can’t seem to find any since you know...it’s lasers and not many people make proms about them lol. Thank you!

Those poems are awesome guys lol here is the one that I officially used :
Lasers are a helpful tool

They help patients out

Lasers can’t be used in school

It makes the teachers pout

When a laser burns

The wound will go away

To whom it might concern

Lasers are light rays

Lasers can be fun

They can also be deadly

Lasers are brighter than the sun

But they can make a medley

Laser is not a word

It’s an acronym that’s hard to say

But lasers can make your eyes blurred

They also take a lot of pay

Lasers are old tools

They have many shapes

They were not made by fools

So they will give you scrapes

What grade are you in ???

Jerry

 

[paul1598419]

He said senior, so I'm assuming it is 12th grade.

 

[Cyparagon]

He said senior, so I'm assuming it is 12th grade.

Yet he also said "laser" is a difficult word to pronounce:

It’s an acronym that’s hard to say