Ok here is my SATURDAY NIGHT MISCHIEF post!
The goal: spray an icky solution of salt/sugar water on the cameras spying on me from 35 feet away. Here are the players:
I filled the pot with warm water and poured enough salt in there to satisfy the needs of 27,320 McDonald's French fries, and enough sugar to make 30 apple pies or one gallon of American milk. The super soaker-like gun was ready to go, and based on previous experiments I'd say the pot holds enough water to give me 8 or 10 really good Peter North style shots (insert big laughs from everyone who gets that reference).
The only problem is, while I really don't care if Mr Dogpile next door knows I'm the one wreaking havoc with his precious $30 eBay cameras, why should I make it EASY for him to prove it was me? It just seemed too... sloppy & amateur for a man of my insidiousness to just let his cameras get a nice, clear picture of me spraying his cameras. Why give him the pleasure of PROOF it was me?
No no, it would be far more fun to watch him bust a blood vessel in his red neck screaming to the police "but I KNOW it was him!!" and hearing the cop reply "well, you need proof, sir. Perhaps if you set up a video camera and caught him in the act..."
I already tried blasting my Wicked Laser 1W Arctic into the lenses for a while, but did it do any damage? All I know is the red ring of lights around the lens was still dimly humming... How can I prevent him from seeing me? I could wear a disguise, but that would just be silly. I'd much rather prevent him from seeing ANYTHING on his precious cameras.
And then I saw the light! Or, more to the point, I showed his cameras the light. To explain:
See, at night, it's much harder for cameras to get a proper exposure. They are very sensitive to any sort of luminous stimulous, so I decided to give them some! I pulled my high power LED flashlight out of my drawer of "expensive things I bought that seemed really cool at the time but I quickly realized had no purpose" and put in a fresh set of batteries. Then I went on my balcony, put the flashlight on the ledge and aimed the light right into the cameras. It looked remarkably like this:
Perhaps those of you less familiar with how cameras work are thinking "so what? You gave the cameras a spot light! Now does stop them from seeing you?"
Well, when you shine a bright light into a camera - especially at night, when the surrounding area is dark, it flares out the lens. To give you an idea of what those camera were seeing at this point, I shined the same flashlight into my digital camera from 20 feet away and this is what it saw:
However, chances are the cameras have an automatic exposure adjustment, so the lenses probably reduced their f-stop way down to compensate for the bright light, producing video that would most likely look like this:
Now the flare isn't so bad, but since the camera has reduced its exposure to probably f11 at this point (that means its not letting very much light in) that means everything it was supposed to be filming Is way too dark to show up. In other words, as long as my flashlight was aimed at his cameras, there is very little chance they will show anything other than a bright flare surrounded by black - and a whole lot of not me!
I could be on my balcony nude with HIS wife and he'd never be able to tell. So I was now free to "fire at will" with impunity.
A single $5 flashlight will make ANY security camera, I don't care how much it costs, essentially useless (as long as its either at night or in a low light surrounding. The brighter the flashlight, the better it works (and the brighter your surroundings can be).
So I went to work and happily emptied my bucket of yum all over his blind cameras. Almost doesn't seem fair, does it?
A few hours later the red lights were still on, but I wasn't expecting one "hosing session" was going to do any real damage; the hope is that when it dries the lens might be covered with enough gunk to make the picture really bad.
But no matter - tomorrow I'm going to introduce the cameras to "my little friend:"
Mauser SR 4.5mm Break Barrel Pellet Rifle w/ Scope