female problems

[HumanSymphony]

man all you gotta do is talk to your conscience. he'll be like:

CON: yo son dat be a fine ass mamacita u talkin to
YOU: fo sho
CON: you tryna hit dat?
YOU: hell mothaf**kin yea
CON: well ask da b**ch out den!
YOU: psh yea right negro. you kno im a lil pansy underneath dis gangsta exterior
CON: negro please! you a f***in PIMP! deez hoes aint got nuttin on you son!
YOU: you're right.

works every time

 

[VillageIdiot]

fool, you playin'? i ain't no gangsta!

 

[HumanSymphony]

fool, you playin'? i ain't no gangsta!

the moral of the story is believe in yourself lol

 

[nikokapo]

man all you gotta do is talk to your conscience. he'll be like:

CON: yo son dat be a fine ass mamacita u talkin to
YOU: fo sho
CON: you tryna hit dat?
YOU: hell mothaf**kin yea
CON: well ask da b**ch out den!
YOU: psh yea right negro. you kno im a lil pansy underneath dis gangsta exterior
CON: negro please! you a f***in PIMP! deez hoes aint got nuttin on you son!
YOU: you're right.

works every time

OK. +1 rep.
NOW.


That made me laugh thrice every sentence







oh, @VI: you make ZING!? wut?

 

[VillageIdiot]

ZING!

 

[diachi]

Be like me:

1. Grow a 'fro
2. Girls love the 'fro
3. ?????
4. PROFIT!

He aint jokin, girls love 'fros, my mate has one, its why he always gets the hot girls, well except his latest GF, who is ... dont get me started.

 

[VillageIdiot]

Not human? Who could resist the fuzzy fro. However, there's nothing worse than a dirty fro.

 

[GooeyGus]

Alright boys.... armed with this new knowledge you have one mission...

Go knock some backs out.

 

[diachi]

Not human? Who could resist the fuzzy fro. However, there's nothing worse than a dirty fro.

Not human ehh ? only one way to find out ... DISECT HER !

Ahh I love 'fros they are so soft and fluffy , like cotton wool :

 

[HumanSymphony]

Not human? Who could resist the fuzzy fro. However, there's nothing worse than a dirty fro.

indeed it does get dirty. it's like a dust magnet. if i shook my head dust particles will be seen. one time some stupid girls thought it would be a great idea to put glitter in my hair : impossible to get out!

 

[diachi]

Gum would be a nightmare, I remember getting gum in my hair when I still had it long, well it still is long just not past my shoulders

 

[diachi]

;D I'm on the left, my mate on the right with his ginger 'fro .

 

[HumanSymphony]

lol ginger fro. i know a couple with ginger fro's as well. always so curly and saggy though. mines more stiff and perfectly spherical. ;D

 

[diachi]

Yeah I know what you mean, I know another guy who had a 'fro like yours, he got it cut though , dunno if he'll regrow it.

 

[diachi]

Ok I just asked him, hes regrowing it ;D ;D

 

[HumanSymphony]

i had one before that i cut, but never since. i've had it 5 years but it probably hasn't grown any in 4