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Corruption Wish Game!

Wish granted! But it is sensitive to temperatures above 2K, so it vaporises instantly!

I wish IE didn't want to kill me so many times, in the past and in the future.
 





So uhm, 2K, you mean 2 kelvin, or two thousand degrees Fahrenheit, cause I'm very ok with the latter... :p

Wish granted you shall no longer be killed. Instead you shall now reside in perfect stasis for all eternity, free to observe, but never to interact with the world around you.

I wish for not traffic on my way home right now. (Pretty sure NJ drivers are gonna screw this one up for me anyway.)
 
Wish granted! There is no traffic, but the road is icy and your brakes stop responding, killing you in a magnificent fireball.

I wish I could quickly solve Rubik's Cubes.

Trevor
 
Wish Granted! You become the best in the world actually, but after beating the previous champion, he hires Thugs to cut off your hands with a machete. Now the machete was rusty, and infected your wound with gangrene, resulting in the required removal of your arms via amputation.

I wish Elves were real and I was one.(I play too many RPG's and watch too many fantasy movies)
 
Wish granted! But everyone is discriminating the elves, and they are considered heretics (LOL).

I wish I could just sleep whenever I want, wherever I want. Just "I wanna sleep" *falls asleep* *wakes up after few hours with stamina on 100%*


@IE, yes, I meant 2 kelvins, 2k would be 2000, even then I would mean Celsius, cause Fahrenheit scale doesn't really make any sense...
 
Granted, but you can't be woken up mid-sleep.

Think about it :p

To the tune of Isaac's wish here,

I wish Argonians from Elder Scrolls series were real (and a normal occurence like you and me).
 
Wish granted! But the same problem is here... racism, discrimination... and even genocide... (although it was a nice idea (the argonians, not the genocide)).

I wish I could legally own a working M95 Barrett and at least 100 bullets at a time, and all the gadgets that come with it. Even if it's prohibited to shoot, it would still be awesome.
 
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Wish granted. Regrettably you took bad care of it, it misfired, and blew off your right hand. (See I didn't kill you this time, just a little maiming:p)

I wish it was already could take a nap at work, or conversely that it was already 6pm and I was home.
 
Wish granted! It doesn't require corruption, as it will eventually come true. The only corruption is time when it will come true.

I wish our skin was more resistant to damage, at least five times.
 
Wish granted! Howeve due to the increased hardness of our skin, we are unable to receive intravenous injections for vaccines and medicine, and the whole world gets the Bubonic Plague and Small Pox and dies within a week.

I wish there was a very high definition mmo that allowed you to be inside the game(and get out easily) and no way to actually die from playing the game.
 
I wish our skin was more resistant to damage, at least five times.

Wish granted. All humans now have skin which is virtually impervious to damage from everyday implements, and even objects normally considered capable of damage, such as knives, scalpels, etc.

Unfortunately our new harder skin pays for it's durability by way of loss of elasticity, added weight, and thickness.

Our sense of touch is virtually eliminated. We can longer feel the pleasure of a cool breeze, or holding a warm cup of coffee on a cold day.

Our motion is severely limited, and just stretching a bit too hard often results in skin cracking. Additionally it takes much longer to heal.

Billions, especially in third and second world countries die off as a result of blood infections cause by open wounds. As an adaptation we are forced to wear uncomfortable bodysuits which protect us in the event of a crack.

Due to extreme overuse in attempting to combat infections, nearly all antibiotics are now useless, and millions upon millions suffer as a result.

Worse yet, with our ability to experience tactile pleasure gone, people loose interest in procreation. While procreation is still possible it is much harder and it regularly results in the mother's death.

Civilization is in turmoil as fewer and fewer people are left to maintain society. The few suffering through the thick skin apocalypse can now only hope that a cure will be developed for this mysterious illness which came out of nowhere, and took such a toll on society.

None know how of why such events came about, but there are rumors of one name Cel who was Patient Zero. Regrettably he was one of the first to die, and was unable to relate how he contracted the illness.

I wish there was a very high definition mmo that allowed you to be inside the game(and get out easily) and no way to actually die from playing the game.

Wish granted. Unfortunately the MMO consists of running through a never ending maze.

I wish that our natural ability to heal could be enhanced to mimic the healing powers of Wolverine from the X men.
 
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I also wish I could grade music on a sliding scale on pandora, rather than simply a thumbs up or down.
 
I wish that our natural ability to heal could be enhanced to mimic the healing powers of Wolverine from the X men.

:bumpit:

I also wish I could grade music on a sliding scale on pandora, rather than simply a thumbs up or down.

Granted, problem is now that terrorist are immune to dying thus terrorizing the whole world for eternity.

Granted, but Pandora will start to play Justin Bieber.
ONLY
 
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I wish you guys didn't forget to make wishes (in this game).
 
Both Granted. but everyone will from now on double post.

I wish i that we have instant shipping.
 





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