FML
I guess those morons in washington couldn't agree on anything after all and the economy ground to a halt...
Wish granted, you received a 1W 589nm hercules, and even perfect OD 8 goggles.
Unfortunately due to the drastic economic downturn, american airlines has let safety standards slip. A 747 flying over Croatia on the way to israel from italy crashed almost on top of you.
Debris from the crash explosion turned into shrapnel and you are now badly injured. Able to still see, hear, and fully cognizant, but completely unable to communicate with anyone, in anyway. Worse yet, when emergency services found you, they also found your laser collection. You are now being blamed for bringing down the plane!
The good news is, given your current state, you will never see the inside of a prison. The bad news is you are forever unable to do anything but watch, as you are reviled, and called a terrorist.
Worse yet, because of your actions, the UN has adopted a resolution to ban all lasers to non permit holders, over 1mW. The resolution is adopted as law by most countries, and now all of LPF is pissed that you made their lasers illegal :na:
I wish you guys would get a bit more creative with your wishes and corruption while granting my wish to transcend the material and live as pure conscious energy, able to manipulate all energy.