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Here in Texas, we have mosquitoes that could whip Mothra's ass.
EDIT: And by the way? Godzilla vs some of our "horny toads"? No contest.
Horned lizard - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
(at least as far as fugliness)
(BY the way: They really DO spit blood from their eyes as a defense mechanism. As a kid, I've been splattered myself. For years that was thought to be a myth. I guess some scientist FINALLY saw it happen in a lab or something.)
Just noticed this on that wiki page; HAD to post it...
... so if you are ever mugged or assaulted, take a lesson from the Horned Toad: "Puff up, look horny and spit blood from your eyes!"
:crackup:
EDIT: And by the way? Godzilla vs some of our "horny toads"? No contest.
Horned lizard - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
(at least as far as fugliness)
(BY the way: They really DO spit blood from their eyes as a defense mechanism. As a kid, I've been splattered myself. For years that was thought to be a myth. I guess some scientist FINALLY saw it happen in a lab or something.)
Just noticed this on that wiki page; HAD to post it...
If this fails, they puff up their body to cause it to look more horny, making it appear larger and more difficult to swallow. At least four species are also able to squirt an aimed stream of blood (see Autohaemorrhaging) from the corners of the eyes for a distance of up to five feet.
... so if you are ever mugged or assaulted, take a lesson from the Horned Toad: "Puff up, look horny and spit blood from your eyes!"
:crackup:
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