Aliexpress LOL FAIL

[kilter]

Look at number two:

LOL

 

[crazyspaz]

Oooh, I see you speakeru da Chingrish!
Can't beat chinglish when you need a laugh

 

[KRNAZNBOY]

Oh mai GAT! Das da BOOSHAT! What kind of Sumbooooooodie write dis shiat? I am a childs boody, can i put da lazjer of da one tousand milliwatts direct? Wat if i doo it? Is it going to bee like SHIAT LIKE A SOMEBOODY THATs like the fiar neeedol in my skeen! What if my laitebulbs is da 200 wattz? Does that mean i cannoot poot the laitebuld on my boody?

Pleasea excoose mah ingrish, i am not af da native peeepo

Much Tanks! 4 yo halp!
-KoReaN_AZiaN_BOY

(it's ok because i am Asian, no offense intended)

 

[TheRichman]

At least number 3 made sense... Keep them away from THE children... And its, not it's. Alright it's not that correct ;_;

 

[bdgreenb]

"... when its back cover is unlocked!" i imagine a magician saying that as if it has serious conversational weight...(aka "Tada!")