This was inspired by the "If deer hunters ruled the world" article in Field & Stream. If laserists ruled the world...
1. Laser safety classes would be required in elementary school.
2. Getting a variance would take two hours, not two months.
3. Aircraft would need a laser club's permission in order to fly over its airspace.
4. All school events (graduation, dances, etc) would feature a laser show.
5. Any policer officer who confiscates lasers for any reason could be sued.
6. If you gave your wife a $3,000 laser on her birthday, your anniversary or Valentine's Day, she'd love you even more.
7. Rate-me sites (such as HotOrNot) would be replaced by rate-my-laser-show sites.
8. Schools would have laser clubs.
9. Reality shows would have teams competeting on which could make the best DIY laser, given a fund constraint.
10. Instead of CDs and T-shirts, DJs at dances would give away portable lasers.
11. Fry's Electronics would have an entire aisle dedicated to lasers.
12. Home Depot would have CO2 laser-cutting services.
13. In convenience shops, replacement AR-coated lens would be placed on the counter next to the donuts and cookies.
14. The State of the Union address would have an LSO telling you about the best companies to buy from, complete with safety tips.
15. Party stores would have RGB projectors for less than $100.
1. Laser safety classes would be required in elementary school.
2. Getting a variance would take two hours, not two months.
3. Aircraft would need a laser club's permission in order to fly over its airspace.
4. All school events (graduation, dances, etc) would feature a laser show.
5. Any policer officer who confiscates lasers for any reason could be sued.
6. If you gave your wife a $3,000 laser on her birthday, your anniversary or Valentine's Day, she'd love you even more.
7. Rate-me sites (such as HotOrNot) would be replaced by rate-my-laser-show sites.
8. Schools would have laser clubs.
9. Reality shows would have teams competeting on which could make the best DIY laser, given a fund constraint.
10. Instead of CDs and T-shirts, DJs at dances would give away portable lasers.
11. Fry's Electronics would have an entire aisle dedicated to lasers.
12. Home Depot would have CO2 laser-cutting services.
13. In convenience shops, replacement AR-coated lens would be placed on the counter next to the donuts and cookies.
14. The State of the Union address would have an LSO telling you about the best companies to buy from, complete with safety tips.
15. Party stores would have RGB projectors for less than $100.
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