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if laserists ruled the world...

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This was inspired by the "If deer hunters ruled the world" article in Field & Stream. If laserists ruled the world...

1. Laser safety classes would be required in elementary school.

2. Getting a variance would take two hours, not two months.

3. Aircraft would need a laser club's permission in order to fly over its airspace.

4. All school events (graduation, dances, etc) would feature a laser show.

5. Any policer officer who confiscates lasers for any reason could be sued.

6. If you gave your wife a $3,000 laser on her birthday, your anniversary or Valentine's Day, she'd love you even more.

7. Rate-me sites (such as HotOrNot) would be replaced by rate-my-laser-show sites.

8. Schools would have laser clubs.

9. Reality shows would have teams competeting on which could make the best DIY laser, given a fund constraint.

10. Instead of CDs and T-shirts, DJs at dances would give away portable lasers.

11. Fry's Electronics would have an entire aisle dedicated to lasers.

12. Home Depot would have CO2 laser-cutting services.

13. In convenience shops, replacement AR-coated lens would be placed on the counter next to the donuts and cookies.

14. The State of the Union address would have an LSO telling you about the best companies to buy from, complete with safety tips.

15. Party stores would have RGB projectors for less than $100.
 
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Diode manufacturers would sell to private parties. $10/diode.

Children's night-lights would be wall mountable, open tube HeNes.

Everyone would have a fiber ran to their home for internet access.

LEMs would be as easy to have as lunch.
 

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Entrance to dance clubs limited to patrons with two hand held lasers.
 

DJNY

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I would be able to afford aryntha´s signature :)
 

TTerbo

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all would hail King TTerbo ruler of the world
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The arctics would actually work
 
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WL would be part of walmart. And no, the Arctic would still be a walmart fall-apart!

:p
 
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Britney would win an Oscar for her laser dodging performance in her Toxic video:
3l289t
 

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Houses and streets will probably be illuminated with coherent lights (and for get a white illumination, you will need an RGB lamp :p)
 

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LPMs would be inside every gas station.
Political parties would be Labbies and Handhelds
 

IsaacT

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gentlemen prefer Labbies :D :na:

"Ah, good morning to you, party leader! Another great day to squish those radical portablists, wot! We have the election in the bag!":D

On that thought, that would be a very interesting society in which to live, as long as we had weeded out the stupids like the kid everyone is talking about in so many different threads.
 

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Penalties for shining lasers in eyes or at airplanes will NOT be jail ..... it will be public fustigation :eg:

(true laserists don't support stupidity :p :D)
 

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Instead of shooting guns + bows and arrows in scouts, you would practice laser targeting.
 




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