FAIL THREAD!!!!

[InfinitusEquitas]

I suppose one could also be viewed as a win too... I mean here we have an aspiring wannabe Jabba the Hutt, and she still found love.

 

[Eudaimonium]

What the he|| is a "stone"? What kind of weight measure is that? Weight of one stone block at 1x1x1 meters?

Or is it the amount of random stones you need to hit yourself in the head with to forget what you just saw?

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

Googled: It is equal to 14 pounds and to 6.35029318 kilograms.

In layman's terms, she wants to go from being a beached walrus to a full sized jabba the hutt :tinfoil:

In other news... apparently the Man of Steel, is more like the man with the mushy banana...

 

[Eudaimonium]

So 6 kilos times 115 --

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

I told you.... JABBA THE HUTT.

Young Hutts matured to adulthood by 200 years whereupon they weighed 500 kilograms and were about the size of a normal adult Human.[1] Prior to this point, they were not considered important nor accountable for their actions.

During the course of their lives, the Hutt's bodies grew constantly which meant that older members of their kind were able to reach enormous proportions.[17] The Hutts were known to produce lengthy lifespans with a mere 45 year prison sentence being something they experienced in the blink of an eye[15] and were able to reach over a thousand years of age.[14] In fact, they were considered one of the longest lived species in the galaxy.[3] They were capable of living in excess of 926 years of age at which point they were considered venerable by their fellow Hutts. For their kind, childhood started between the ages of 1-70 and they were considered a young adult by 71-90 whilst they were seen as a full adult in the years between 91-650. Middle age began between 651-844 and an elderly Hutt was 845-925 years of age.[4] A Hutt named Zirchros lived to be 1,700 years old.[18]

Hutt - Wookieepedia, the Star Wars Wiki

 

[Eudaimonium]

I'm all about "To each his own" but when somebody wants to eat everybody else's own, that's where I draw the line.

Those two kids she has are probably never gonna understand Yo Mamma jokes.

"Yo mamma so fat, her bellybutton has an echo!"
"Right, I know... why are you laughing?"

 

[Lazerbeak]

Cows with frickin' Laser beams!

~ LB

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

I'm glad out of control cops are getting more, and more attention from the mainstream media:

Police appear to raid the wrong home - CNN.com Video

That video - that scenario - it's not the exception, IT IS the norm.

For anyone in the US - DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES OPEN THE DOOR. If the cops have a warrant, they'll break it down anyway.

If they do not, and they break in... anything they find is thrown out in court. Either that, or they will go away pissed off, but you'll be safe.

Record and document everything. Cops LIE. They are legally allowed to lie to you. They regularly lie and misrepresent information in their reports. Record and document everything.

Only due to the fact that there is a video, the family will probably receive some kind of a settlement. If there were no video, absolutely nothing would happen, despite this gross miscarriage of law.

By the way, in court, the case may well be thrown out because they opened the door.

DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR. A door is not that expensive to replace... a lot cheaper than it will be to pay a lawyer.

Do not open it even slightly, they will not allow you to close it again, and in many cases will push their way in, later claiming that you opened the door, and therefore invited them in.

Talk through the door, or through the phone.

In case it hasn't sunk in yet... PLEASE DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR. You have absolutely zero responsibility to open the door for cops, and they have no right to access your home without a warrant.

 

[Livinloud]

Selfie fails (if you dont see it, keep looking)

 

[gismo]

Accidents happen anywhere to anyone...

 

[Lazerbeak]

So true...

~ LB

 

[daguin]

Accidents happen anywhere to anyone...

Must have been in Scotland, eh?

Peace,
dave

 

[gismo]

Must have been in Scotland, eh?

Peace,
dave

Big time

To stay on-topic, though...

Art brings the nightmare out, street shows no mercy.

 

[Eudaimonium]

I'm glad out of control cops are getting more, and more attention from the mainstream media:

Police appear to raid the wrong home - CNN.com Video

5 Apologies to the Cops Who Beat Me Up for No Reason | Cracked.com

It's this guy I believe.

He knows how to turn it into a humor

 

[Things]

I suppose one could also be viewed as a win too... I mean here we have an aspiring wannabe Jabba the Hutt, and she still found love.

Hope she wasn't ever planning on flying anywhere ever again, it'd cost a fortune to buy 2 rows of seats.

 

[gismo]

Seriously, don't do anything stupid at home with your buddy.

If on your own, choose carefully which animal friend you play with.

Even with no children in area, watch your beloved pet pals (before they go crazy).