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Corruption Wish Game!

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ZOMG Eud is being set on fire!?? Who'd do such a thing, everyone knows Eudaimonium is made of heavy metal that doesn't burn :p

I wish Eudaimonium wasn't a terminator that was trying to kill me.
 
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Wish granted! He is no longer trying to kill you, because you are already dead!

I wish there are no more stupid people, using lasers on each other, while our lasers are working and they, as well as we, exist and are working properly.
 
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LOL, setting me on fire? You're most welcome to try, Jeff! Don't worry Dan, I don't kill no more.

I don't kill any less either.

Cel, the only solution to your wish is that usage of lasers for hobby purposes is completely banned. So yeah there you have it, everybody's safe.

I wish Jeff successfuly finishes his 14W laser rifle build.

[this should be fun]
 
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Granted IE!! You've only opened 1 successfully but hell yes you've done it!!! :D

Unfortunately though, it's connected directly to uranus from deep space & several meteor showers are in the forecast! You'll never be the same again :(

I wish all these dead 12Xs would come back to life & make sweet love to each other, producing more 12Xs so I wouldn't have to spend so much on diodes.
 
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Wish granted, unfortunately all the new 12x's now produce 810nm.

I wish my photos would come out half as good as yours :p
 
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wish granted, but once they come out they fade out in seconds
i wish all those resurrected 12x diodes went back to 405nm
 
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Wish granted, but the visible spectrum has shifted by 50nm, you can no longer see 405nm.

I wish for all of netflix content to be in at least 1080x1920 definition.
 

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Wish granted! But it is limited by max picture size of 10kB!

I wish all the games could be downloaded for free from one site without ads.
 

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Wish Granted , that site only allows 1 free download every year and every year your download cancels at 99%
P.S: Download managers donot work with that site :p lol

I wish lpf to be corruption free so this game needs to end :p
 
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Cel

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Dude, PirateBay. Wish doesn't count, it's already true. Pick a new one.

Yea, but it is illegal...



Wish granted! LightPointerForums are now free of corruption, but LaserPointerForums aren't, so the game continues!

I wish the politicians weren't financed from the money collected by taxes.
 
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Wish granted, but without money politicians have turned to crime, and in one endeavour produced a virus that mutated them into zombies! The zombies are spreading quickly and will be at your door in 5 minutes.

I wish for the perfect flashlight with 10,000 lumens ability to adjust from spot to flood, perfect throw, perfect tint, and for it to be rechargeable with a built in battery that lasts a year.
 

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Wish granted! But it is in Andromeda, 2,5 million light years away.

I wish that gold loses its value.
 
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Wish granted, global economies crash, US persists as one of the few not on the gold standard. A civil war erupts, and three new countries emerge. A greatly expanded California, New England, and a massive Southern Coalition.

As the Southern Coalition is rabidly territorial, and led primarily by hawks, it starts to actively subjugate it's neighbors, and expands. A new base is quickly established Rome, and all surrounding countries quickly fall.

Unfortunately a form of serfdom slavery has been reinstated and you are now and forever a slave forced to make cheap wine.

I wish that it would be against the law for any kind of shows to be cancelled without a good finale.
 

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Wish granted! With the new law, producers never end stories - they just keep shooting long after a series has jumped the shark.

I wish electronics manufacturers would use standards instead of making a pile of proprietary connectors.

Trevor
 




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