Women, the best freaking firewall in the world

[KiLLrB]

LMAO that is hairlarious

 

[Tech_Junkie]

I'd like a picture of the aftermath... when a woman does not notice the
toilet seat up...:eg::crackup::crackup:

Jerry

I've had that argument a million times. She says "you should put down the seat for me", I reply "you should put it up for me". So we came to an agreement to close the whole seat/lid when we are done.

 

[pseudolobster]

This thread on reddit is one of the funniest and geekiest things ever: A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB : reddit.com

"Yeah, instead of moaning I like to shout out "eeeeek....KABONG KABONG.....pssssshshhhhhh....PPPSSSSSHHHHHHHH....""

 

[Jaseth]

"One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms"
Sadly this is very rarely true. The average is 66 million per ml, and for many many men it is far below this. Overall quality of semen and sperm count is falling every year.

Seb

 

[KiLLrB]

A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB : reddit.com That thread was effin hilarious :crackup::crackup::crackup::crackup::crackup:

 

[Benm]

Thinking about it, women are probably the worst firewalls ever - they manage to block all packets but the single one that causes both 9 months of downtime and permanent system damage.

 

[rocketparrotlet]

"Lies. That much data can't come off a 3.5" floppy."

 

[Seany]

Lol. I love these geeky jokes. Shame i#m so bad at making them

 

[daveindelaware]

LOL: women wanting us to put the toilet seat down....

Once, my 9 year old daughter told me to put the seat down. I looked at her strangely at first, like it was my job to prepare the toilet for her or something. My reply was: "How about you just look before you sit down?" She has never said anything about it since. LOL.

 

[DJNY]

LOL: women wanting us to put the toilet seat down....

Once, my 9 year old daughter told me to put the seat down. I looked at her strangely at first, like it was my job to prepare the toilet for her or something. My reply was: "How about you just look before you sit down?" She has never said anything about it since. LOL.

Yeah that´s the right order, sit than shit :toilet:

 

[krasnichuk]

lol, that was good. Totally didn't expect what I read. I was half expecting scissors cutting an ethernet cable or something