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FrozenGate by Avery

Timelords funny links

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thanks for the links, going to take a while to go through them all, but should waste some time :D
 
Two elderly friends, Larry and Ken, met in the park every day to feed the
pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

One day Larry didn't show up. Ken didn't think much about it and figured
maybe he had a cold or something. But after Larry hadn't shown up for a week
or so, Ken really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got
together was at the park, Ken didn't know where Larry lived, so he was
unable to find out what had
happened to him.

A month had passed, and Ken figured he had seen the last of Larry, but one
day, Ken approached the park and -- lo and behold!--there sat Larry! Ken was
very excited and happy to see him and told him so.

Then he said, "For crying out loud Larry, what in the world happened to
you?"

Larry replied, "I have been in jail."

"Jail?" cried Ken. "What in the world for?"

"Well," Larry said, "you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the
coffee shop where we sometimes go?" "Yeah," said Ken, "I remember her. What
about
her?"

"Well, one day she filed rape charges against me and, at 89 years old, I
was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded guilty.

The judge gave me 30 days for perjury."
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... i just wasted hours reading and watching all the different stuff in this thread. ;D ;D Fun stuff.

I'll be sure to contribute now that I finally saw this thing... lol

--DDL
 
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