ROTFLMAO !! "confidential informations" fraud email :p

[HIMNL9]

LOL ..... this is too funny and too idiotic, i think ..... i just received a "confidential informations" (and fraud, ofcourse ) email from a so-called "Captain James Henderson of the US Marine Corps" (with an account on hotmail.com, LOL) ..... let me copy and paste, for share some laugh

I am Captain James Henderson of the US Marine Corps (U.S.M.C.). On Monitoring and Peace -keeping mission in Baghdad-Iraq.

Three days ago, we were alerted on the sudden presence of some Terrorists camping in a suburb not too far from Karbala here in Iraq.

After Immediate intervention, we captured three (3) of the Terrorists; In the process of Interrogations they confessed being rebels for late Ayman al-Zawahiri and took us to a cave in Karbala, which served as their camp.
Here we recovered several guns and other Ammunitions including A Metallic Box to my amazement contains some US Dollars amounting to ($9.6M) Nine Million Six hundred thousand U.S.dollars After I and two of my junior intelligent officers checked them.

I however instructed them to keep this in high secrecy.
Every arrangement to get this box containing the money moved out of Baghdad has been concluded by me. There is absolutely no risk involve.

Iam therefore seeking for your reliable assistance to receive and safeguard this money for me till am done with my assignment here in Iraq.

Iassure and promise to give you 20% of this fund for your honesty and assistance in safeguarding it.

I have concluded arrangement with the Red Cross Officer I met here in Baghdad to get the Box moved out of Iraq to your destination.

All you have to do now is to send to me immediately your full contact details such as your full name, your residential address including you private cellphone number to enable him meet with you and get it delivered to you.

Remember there is not going to be any form of trace therefore you have nothing to be afraid of.

It is absolutely risk free.

Please assure me ofkeeping this transaction a topmost secret to protect my job with the US Monitoring and Peace-Keeping mission.

This is a matter of urgency as you can see, therefore if you can be trusted; get back to me for immediate action via my private mail box:********@hotmail.com

Regards,
Capt.James Henderson.

Wonder if the scammers that send these things, still think that really exist someone so stupid to trust this gender of things, LOL

 

[nikokapo]

I'm nigerian and I wants MONEYZ

 

[rangedunits]

Ask for the ammo shipped via ups

 

[jaycey]

How about this, would you ever think that YOU could get money from these people?

No? Think again.

Have a read of this site... Welcome to the 419 Eater

Check out the 'letters archive' section.

theres alot of info to get through, but some of it is the funniest payback ive ever heard.



The stupidity of some of these scammers beggars belief...the gallery has some classic pictures.

 

[Elektrotechniker]

I was receiving penis enlargement emails..

 

[sbdwag]

Whats so funny

Trust me It really works :crackup:


Regards
sbdwag