life's funny contradictions

[chipdouglas]

I was at a bar on saturday and i saw a bachelorette party. all the girls were having a great time with all their silly accessories and such. i was with my ex. well one of the accessories was penis shaped hats. it was a good funny laugh for my self and my ex. then i dawned on me. it wouldn't be so funny if it was a bachelor party and all the guys had vagina hats. i asked my ex about it she said that would just be gross LoL.

i'm an idiot... i realize i put "contradictions" in stead of "hypocracy"

post funny hypocracies here

michael

 

[charleytown55il]

This reminds me of the Starburst commercial.

 

[Gryphon]

How about simple phrases? Like slow up and slow down mean the same thing

 

[chipdouglas]

gryphon i edited my first post....sorry i worded it wrong. i meant hypocracy. so your example is good. but more along the lines of this

a its cool for a cougar to pick up youger men. 40yr old woman 18yr old boy. but when a 40yr old man sleeps with a 18yr old girl he is considered a pig. LoL. that is funny to me.

michael.

 

[Lonewolf]

My Dad would say....."Shut your mouth and eat" although I think that might be a contradiction?

 

[chipdouglas]

^^^ still funny though


michael

 

[AUTO XX]

Or when the old man used to smack you on the top of the noggin' while saying "hey! we don't hit people in this house!"......sure thing dad.... :twak:
Edit: my girlfriend is about 20 years older than I am and it's GREAT!!!

 

[HIMNL9]

Uhm ..... something like when a politician say "we will enforce the peace ..... with weapons, if needed" ?

:crackup:

(btw, our politician discussions are filled of nonsenses and contradictions ..... and, i suppose, same for all the other countries )

 

[Tech_Junkie]

Bla....

 

[bobhaha]

Kinda like how if two hot chicks make out its attractive to males, but if we switch the genders, its a major turn off to females.

 

[Gryphon]

^ bwah hahaha! :crackup:

 

[Cyparagon]

A few old ones:

Stuff To Ponder - Laugh Break

 

[Gryphon]

^ i died with this one!

•IF "Con" is the Opposite of "Pro", then what is the opposite of PROGRESS

 

[chipdouglas]

Congress

 

[Cyparagon]

And from the daily show: "CONstitution" sounds so negative. Shouldn't we rename it PROstitution?