Incinerating a Cockroach:

[Spyderz20x6]

[quote author=nikokapo link=1195075930/72#78 date=1211559578][quote author=Switch link=1195075930/72#77 date=1211554138][quote author=VillageIdiot link=1195075930/72#76 date=1211541902]Cockroaches are pretty sturdy little bastards, there's all those theories about them surviving a nuclear apocalypse if we have one...

That's a whole other killing factor than heat. [/quote]


after the third nuclear war, the only survivors will be cockroaches and oprah.[/quote]

Yeah, but Chuck Norris isn't going to allow the third nuclear war. to happen.He doesn't want to live with cockroaches and Oprah. [/quote]
Yup... chuck norris will roundhouse kick her face off.

 

[VillageIdiot]

Oprah would only survive because she has a fallout shelter built out of money.

 

[Spyderz20x6]

Chuck norris will blow it up. He is a hardcore MOFO

 

[Maelstrom]

I tried blinding a fly but all it did was clean its legs/arms then fly away....

 

[Spyderz20x6]

Umm... thats cool....
Kind of off-topic though.

 

[VillageIdiot]

And Chuck Norris isn't?

 

[Switch]

I tried blinding a fly but all it did was clean its legs/arms then fly away....

I don't know what's up with that.First time I tried blinding flies 10 years ago with 5mW keychains.I can understand why that didn't work....But >150mW?Did anyone try with a blu-ray?

You just have to expect that a thread called "Incinerating a Cockroach" will become anything related to bugs and lasers after 8 pages : And Chuck Norris is never off topic, it's all the other coments that are off topic.

 

[Maelstrom]

Game raptor pellets suck, they are inaccurate. I have a beeman RS2. Oh right, with a LASER on it.

Your right... Its sadistic to burn ants with a magnifying glass... BUT NOT WITH A LASER!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAH!!! I used to kill flies in my room (flying around and bugging me) by lasering them with my DIY red from a couple feet away. Hella fun

Does the fly-powered plane work? I focus it and it burns right through the wing nerves.

You guys are pathetic! What you do is throw some adhesive tape (or paper) on the bug, and fold it over. Now, spray AXE all over it, and tape a match to it. Now, just for kicks, light the match with a powerful laser. For more kicks, you could put sulfur, gunpowder, or anything else explosive and pour it on the tape. Another method is gluing the bug to a sparkler and lighting it (with a laser, of course ;D)

First time ive heard that one...

+1 repz for you!!!! ;D
Or... stick the insect inside a GLASS JAR, and THEN into a bucket of thermite. Teh glass will melt and send the insect into it's glassy grave...

Now...

Umm... thats cool....
Kind of off-topic though.

Is that so?

 

[Spyderz20x6]

[quote author=Spyderz20x6 link=1195075930/36#41 date=1211324868]Game raptor pellets suck, they are inaccurate. I have a beeman RS2. Oh right, with a LASER on it.

Your right... Its sadistic to burn ants with a magnifying glass... BUT NOT WITH A LASER!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAH!!! I used to kill flies in my room (flying around and bugging me) by lasering them with my DIY red from a couple feet away. Hella fun

Does the fly-powered plane work? I focus it and it burns right through the wing nerves.

You guys are pathetic! What you do is throw some adhesive tape (or paper) on the bug, and fold it over. Now, spray AXE all over it, and tape a match to it. Now, just for kicks, light the match with a powerful laser. For more kicks, you could put sulfur, gunpowder, or anything else explosive and pour it on the tape. Another method is gluing the bug to a sparkler and lighting it (with a laser, of course ;D)

First time ive heard that one...

+1 repz for you!!!! ;D
Or... stick the insect inside a GLASS JAR, and THEN into a bucket of thermite. Teh glass will melt and send the insect into it's glassy grave...

Now...

Umm... thats cool....
Kind of off-topic though.

Is that so?

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! The topic was Chuck Norris!!! Yes, it is so... ;D

 

[L4sers]

Thats just mean... even if they barely have feelings, still, just the thought of taking some form of "life" away...

 

[Spyderz20x6]

You keep thinking that...

 

[Dr_Evil]

Thats just mean... even if they barely have feelings, still, just the thought of taking some form of "life" away...

You keep thinking that...

 

[Spyderz20x6]

HTML P'wned you!! There is no picture...

 

[Switch]

HTML P'wned you!! There is no picture...

I can see it.

 

[Spyderz20x6]

I can now...

 

[Spyderz20x6]

Check this out, though.