I am here to collect customer complaints for Pandawill.com

[Lonewolf]

The pulsating pleasure beads are out of sync....try adjusting the modulation.


Waiting to see if chipdouglas receives conformation on fore-mentioned child support :beer:

 

[Ignis Fatuus]

I hopped it up with a 555 timer and 18KV neon sign transformer to give it a little zip. It might have fried the modulation control. Maybe I need to add an Arduino.

 

[Pilgor]

You should add some sound activated cathodes.

EDIT Just though about it, when happens when he reports the complaints to his boss? Maybe chip will finally get child support.

 

[chipdouglas]

update... still no child support. and foreign object is lodged even further. FML.


michael.

 

[00Giorge]

Need some rope and a pry bar? I will have the power snake on stand-bye.

 

[LaserNate]

This thread made my day. Please don't delete it.

 

[Pilgor]

lasersource, are you working on getting our complaints resolved?

 

[lasersource]

i do not think this is a stupid or very fun question, i am here very serious to listen from your guys.

 

[lasersource]

My complaint is when I go to take the 24 inch black dildo with pulsating pleasure beads, out of my a$$, it leaves a thick white residue on my anus. Is this normal? I have to use bleach, and ammonia to remove the residue, and my cat keeps passing out from the fumes.

ths for complain. Try again, and then you will feel much better, enjoy yourself and appreciate your taste :san::san:

 

[alf638]

Much laughing was caused by this thread.

 

[mfo]

Just saw this thread for the first time today, all I have to say is..

Lmfaowtfbbq!

 

[00Giorge]

I still LMAO every time I read it! I wonder if Chip ever got his childsupport?