Well.. It would be a shame not to have some sort of sex with the women here. They are absolutely gorgeous! Protection and names may be included if you prefer, it depends on where you pick them up.
We do have culture too, however I am slightly unsure about what exactly it is. My guess would include but not be limited to: modern art and design, old traditional low-rise buildings in pastel colours, a beautiful waterfront, many museums, fashionable beautiful people, large stretches of fields and forests, viking forefathers of which we are very proud, a thriving nightlife (most of the hundreds of places are full Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday), and.. a hell of a lot of beer. I am mostly talking Copenhagen and the area around it now.
Other parts of Denmark are mostly dominated by fields, small towns and cities and a lot of friendly people.
Danish people are said to be the happiest in the World, and there are many nice people. On the other hand, Denmark is far from welcoming towards immigrants. We have one of the lowest immigrant percentages in Europe, yet the large majority of Danes still whine about "the terrorists taking over". We got a particularly bad reputation after the Mohammad Drawings and in general after everything Pia Kjærsgård says publicly. I can't stand that bitch.
EDIT: I forgot one thing about Denmark - Our official religion is Christian Protestant but hardly
ANY people are actually religious. Of the few who claim to believe in God, almost none actually do Christian things beyond going to Church on Christmas Eve.
Sorry to go off-topic but it would be awesome if Dave and perhaps some of you other people could be persuaded to visit our glorious country
Seb