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FAIL THREAD!!!!

Here's my contribution:

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sk8er4514 said:
[quote author=VillageIdiot link=1210570458/400#415 date=1218188891]4chan goes down a lot and /b/ goes down a lot. Facts of the internets.
what exactly is /b/ ?? i saw it a lot on macrochan.[/quote]

Just one of the servers.

www.4chan.org/b/

It's the craziest one though, so it gets the most press :)
 
rkcstr said:
4chan.org is currently having problems with DNS or something:
http://4chanstatus.blogspot.com/

[quote author=sk8er4514 link=1210570458/400#416 date=1218201778]what exactly is /b/ ?? i saw it a lot on macrochan.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan#.2Fb.2F[/quote]
wow. this is an amazing site. i can't believe I've never been / heard of it!

thx rkcstr for the wiki reference, moot is a badass. i might advertise with them, lol

EDIT: actually. i think advertising with them would be dangerous, their seemingly constant DDoS attacks and site downtime would not be favorable...

I wonder if their DNS problems are due to the [link=http://www.doxpara.com/]DNS flaw in every ISP host[/link] (which may or may not have been patched, you can check your host's DNS on the link to Kaminsky's website for security research
 
4chan = /b/

the other sections are a <1mW unfocused IR laser compared to /b/, Internet Superheroes.
 
This has to be the strangest forum awnser I have ever seen. Enjoy.


from Yahoo answers.    

http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/questio...2061414AA6K1hB&show=7#profile-info-PvPPivLJaa




YOU AND YOUR DAUGHTER was not threatened whatsoever according to your story, the lady in the story is talking to herself when you and your daughter approaches. Even your daughter as you told us here even smiled to the lady standing there. So from the start there is no threat either to you or your daughter upon entering the said place.

And when the lady responded by telling your child of ' YOU BETTER STFU' I do not even know what STFU means but nevertheless, it means something but where is the threat? You mean the wordings like these ONE? The lady didn't even grab or touch your child or even you. SO I DO NOT SEE PERSONALLY THE THREAT HERE. I think it is only your imagination that alerted you. If the lady grab a sharp knife or a wooden club maybe it could be a threat but here nothing just empty words. She was allowed because as you stated it is a separate building all together one is a daycare and the other is a welfare program that houses both.

SO YOU ARE ASKING FOR A DEFENSE equipment in cases of attack, why not buy those pepper spray for the eyes. Since you are a woman they mostly sell these to someone like you. A comb with a long thin handle could kill an opponent which you wouldn't want to happen to you going to jail because of these, remember you got a child to support. A scissor is also a deadly thing. Why not JOIN A DEFENSE GROUP FOR WOMEN somewhere in your vicinity. There are lots of groups that teaches self defense the FOUNDAMENTAL OR BASIC in order to escape or to survive & NOT TO KILL.

This is the main point or idea of SELF DEFENSE not to kill but to stop the attackers from its tracks. The first rule is DO NOT SHOW FEAR when confronted by incident like these. The minute the opponent saw you shiver from fear that is the best option he or she got to over come you, but since you taught yourself to overcome fear and have learn the basic skill of self defense use it. That is why you learn it in the first place. The sign of fear are tears in our eyes, that is why you never heard the band who calls themselves TEARS FOR FEARS.

KARATE means EMPTY HAND in Japanese. And with these hands you can chop/punch/stomp an attacker. A pointing finger can be used to hurt an eye. A chopped from the throat can send a guy grasping for breath. And a kick in the balls can bring down a guy from his two feet. Learn first then you can defend your love ones.
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What the hell are you guys talking about?

That guy gave some good advice. 'Buy pepper spray and get some self defense lessons'. What's wrong with that? If you follow the link and read the actual question, you'll find his answer is spot on. That's EXACTLY what you should do.

And not knowing what 'STFU' mean just means he is like the other 99.99999% people of the world. The non-net savvy. No shame in that.


Granted that's a pretty intense reply... but I'd say that's a win. I mean, why just give a 'get pepper spray' reply when you can say 'buy pepper spray, learn karate, and kick aggressors in the nuts' :D


That guy was just pointing out that... \/
 

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Murudai said:
What the hell are you guys talking about?

That guy gave some good advice. 'Buy pepper spray and get some self defense lessons'. What's wrong with that? If you follow the link and read the actual question, you'll find his answer is spot on. That's EXACTLY what you should do.

And not knowing what 'STFU' mean just means he is like the other 99.99999% people of the world. The non-net savvy. No shame in that.


Granted that's a pretty intense reply... but I'd say that's a win. I mean, why just give a 'get pepper spray' reply when you can say 'buy pepper spray, learn karate, and kick aggressors in the nuts' :D


That guy was just pointing out that... \/

Dude, if you're gonna make another post like this we're all gonna start calling you "the fail defender" ::)
That post at least fails at grammar.And look at his expresions, I mean "The sign of fear are tears in our eyes, that is why you never heard the band who calls themselves TEARS FOR FEARS." wtf? totally wrong use of words......
 
Hey, I just defend what I think doesn't deserve the title of 'fail' and that post there certainly doesn't :)

And a grammar fail? Big freakin' deal. The ENTIRE internet is a grammar fail, lol :)

What the post fails at is chilling. Guy needs to take a chill pill. But the message was right, at least.
 
Personally I thought it had a good ole fashion schizo feeling to it. Out of curiosity I searched his other postings, Yahoo had banned his old account for something he wrote, not to mention the daterapist / online predator looking avatar  :-/

Most suitable quote to go with, "come over to my house, the fish stop swimming"
-Eddy Murphy 1984



FAIL!
 

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