I noticed that non-dissipative surfaces can easily charge up to 1kV just by sitting there doing nothing but interacting with air currents in the room
Woah...
Sounds like we're all in the ESD Danger zone :crackup:
In theory I think if you built this into a small box with an extendable antenna, such as an RC toy controller would have, you could help protect the device from the static that would harm it.
Also, I believe the 1meg resistor does not decrease sensitivity (although I could be wrong, the paper didn't mention it decreasing) but protects it from static. so if you placed that between the circuit and the larger antenna you should be golden.
On another train of thought, what if you replaced the LED with a meter, like from an analogue multimeter.
Say this is the meter [ ]
say these lines are the range [\ /]
say you set the meter to have
the needle centered when there
was 0 charge in the area [ | ]
then you could read the + or -
charges by wether the needle goes [\ ] or [ /]