dogs with freaking laser beams attached to their heads

[Gabe]

Have an all white with blue eyes cat that is 17 and acts like she is going to live forever. Can still jump up on counters and loves to be smacked hard over and over on her side while laying down. Can't for the life of me understand the smacking thing. I'm talking about really hard too. My wife saw something about how some cats like it and ever since she tried it the cat begs for it many times through the day. Really kind of grosses me out and I can't bring myself to do it really hard. Maybe it has something to do with digestive system or hair balls. And yes she chases a laser like she's 2.

What you got yerself right dere is one of dem masochistic cats.