Are you armed with a laser pointer?

HumanSymphony · Sep 4, 2008

Spyderz20x6 said:
Ya, i grabbed his wrist, and twisted it so that his knife fell out of his hands.
He did both, first he started hitting on her, then he grabbed her butt, when she slapped him, he punched her in the stomach. Then, she told me the day after, and i told him to never come near her again, so he was like "or what"? And i was like "Or i'll break every bone in your body"! So he was like "Oh really"? And he pulled out his knife, so i was like: Ass-kicking time! ;D

I actually lived in Florida before i came to Washington, and i took lessons there, but now, i practice at home daily.

Genius. Though if he would have done that to my girlfriend there wouldn't have been any warning, hence no time to pull a knife, and he probably would be wondering why in the world he's getting his ass kicked for.

Of course if you want to pull a knife you better have every intention of killing me or you'll be justifiably not coming out of the situation alive. Ah this all reminds me of 7th grade. You see what happened was is i was arguing with this girl for some reason i cannot remember. Then she threw a little cup of ranch on me and i was like

you silly cunt and then i promptly blasted her in the face with my small bowl of ketchup. Then the assistant principal comes over and of course only saw ME doing this :

so as punishment he makes me sweep up the lunchroom. As i was sweeping, this stupid kid who loved to bully people comes up and starts laughing at me cuz i'm sweeping

so i simply said to him "sir, i believe you need to GTFO!" of course he abided. But then in a few minutes he comes back and he walks by and pushes me

so i busted him over the fuckin head with the broomstick then he fell to the ground where i continuously hit another 10 or so times. Assistant principal comes over and is laughing as he says "come on, nick" and takes me to his office. Another Funny thing is, the principal while on the phone with my mom said he had it coming ;D ;D EPIC WIN. I got suspended 2 days lol i've known people to get expelled for less

then at the beginning of 8th grade i was at lunch and the assistant principal comes over and starts talking to me and he says "lol remember when you beat that kid with a broom? that was the funniest thing i ever saw lol" ;D ;D ;D lol EPIC WIN

Spyderz20x6 · Sep 4, 2008

HumanSymphony said:
[quote author=Spyderz20x6 link=1219687799/80#94 date=1220549237]
Ya, i grabbed his wrist, and twisted it so that his knife fell out of his hands.
He did both, first he started hitting on her, then he grabbed her butt, when she slapped him, he punched her in the stomach. Then, she told me the day after, and i told him to never come near her again, so he was like "or what"? And i was like "Or i'll break every bone in your body"! So he was like "Oh really"? And he pulled out his knife, so i was like: Ass-kicking time! ;D

I actually lived in Florida before i came to Washington, and i took lessons there, but now, i practice at home daily.

Genius. Though if he would have done that to my girlfriend there wouldn't have been any warning, hence no time to pull a knife, and he probably would be wondering why in the world he's getting his ass kicked for.

Of course if you want to pull a knife you better have every intention of killing me or you'll be justifiably not coming out of the situation alive. Ah this all reminds me of 7th grade. You see what happened was is i was arguing with this girl for some reason i cannot remember. Then she threw a little cup of ranch on me and i was like

you silly cunt and then i promptly blasted her in the face with my small bowl of ketchup. Then the assistant principal comes over and of course only saw ME doing this :

so as punishment he makes me sweep up the lunchroom. As i was sweeping, this stupid kid who loved to bully people comes up and starts laughing at me cuz i'm sweeping

so i simply said to him "sir, i believe you need to GTFO!" of course he abided. But then in a few minutes he comes back and he walks by and pushes me

so i busted him over the fuckin head with the broomstick then he fell to the ground where i continuously hit another 10 or so times. Assistant principal comes over and is laughing as he says "come on, nick" and takes me to his office. Another Funny thing is, the principal while on the phone with my mom said he had it coming ;D ;D EPIC WIN. I got suspended 2 days lol i've known people to get expelled for less

then at the beginning of 8th grade i was at lunch and the assistant principal comes over and starts talking to me and he says "lol remember when you beat that kid with a broom? that was the funniest thing i ever saw lol" ;D ;D ;D lol EPIC WIN[/quote]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ;D

That is a true epic win!!

I am known at school as the guy who doesn't take any shit.

This guy in 2nd period called me gay because i wore cologne (all the girls liked it, so he was probably jealous), and i was like "say that one more time, see what happens..."
So he said it again, and i stood up, grabbed him by the shirt collar, pushed him forward, and punched him flat in the nose (not very hard though), then he walks like 3 feet back and trips over a chair, and does a falling backflip. My 2nd period teacher is watching all this, and he goes "What happened guys?", and i'm like "Oh, i just punched James in the face, and he tripped over a chair.", then the teacher is like, "Oh, ok..." ;D

Haha, he didn't even care ;D

jamilm9 · Sep 4, 2008

HumanSymphony said:
[quote author=Spyderz20x6 link=1219687799/80#94 date=1220549237]
Ya, i grabbed his wrist, and twisted it so that his knife fell out of his hands.
He did both, first he started hitting on her, then he grabbed her butt, when she slapped him, he punched her in the stomach. Then, she told me the day after, and i told him to never come near her again, so he was like "or what"? And i was like "Or i'll break every bone in your body"! So he was like "Oh really"? And he pulled out his knife, so i was like: Ass-kicking time! ;D

I actually lived in Florida before i came to Washington, and i took lessons there, but now, i practice at home daily.

Genius. Though if he would have done that to my girlfriend there wouldn't have been any warning, hence no time to pull a knife, and he probably would be wondering why in the world he's getting his ass kicked for.

Of course if you want to pull a knife you better have every intention of killing me or you'll be justifiably not coming out of the situation alive. Ah this all reminds me of 7th grade. You see what happened was is i was arguing with this girl for some reason i cannot remember. Then she threw a little cup of ranch on me and i was like

you silly cunt and then i promptly blasted her in the face with my small bowl of ketchup. Then the assistant principal comes over and of course only saw ME doing this :

so as punishment he makes me sweep up the lunchroom. As i was sweeping, this stupid kid who loved to bully people comes up and starts laughing at me cuz i'm sweeping

so i simply said to him "sir, i believe you need to GTFO!" of course he abided. But then in a few minutes he comes back and he walks by and pushes me

so i busted him over the fuckin head with the broomstick then he fell to the ground where i continuously hit another 10 or so times. Assistant principal comes over and is laughing as he says "come on, nick" and takes me to his office. Another Funny thing is, the principal while on the phone with my mom said he had it coming ;D ;D EPIC WIN. I got suspended 2 days lol i've known people to get expelled for less

then at the beginning of 8th grade i was at lunch and the assistant principal comes over and starts talking to me and he says "lol remember when you beat that kid with a broom? that was the funniest thing i ever saw lol" ;D ;D ;D lol EPIC WIN[/quote]
cool

HumanSymphony · Sep 4, 2008

Spyderz20x6 said:
[quote author=HumanSymphony link=1219687799/80#96 date=1220556018][quote author=Spyderz20x6 link=1219687799/80#94 date=1220549237]
Ya, i grabbed his wrist, and twisted it so that his knife fell out of his hands.
He did both, first he started hitting on her, then he grabbed her butt, when she slapped him, he punched her in the stomach. Then, she told me the day after, and i told him to never come near her again, so he was like "or what"? And i was like "Or i'll break every bone in your body"! So he was like "Oh really"? And he pulled out his knife, so i was like: Ass-kicking time! ;D

I actually lived in Florida before i came to Washington, and i took lessons there, but now, i practice at home daily.

Genius. Though if he would have done that to my girlfriend there wouldn't have been any warning, hence no time to pull a knife, and he probably would be wondering why in the world he's getting his ass kicked for.

Of course if you want to pull a knife you better have every intention of killing me or you'll be justifiably not coming out of the situation alive. Ah this all reminds me of 7th grade. You see what happened was is i was arguing with this girl for some reason i cannot remember. Then she threw a little cup of ranch on me and i was like

you silly cunt and then i promptly blasted her in the face with my small bowl of ketchup. Then the assistant principal comes over and of course only saw ME doing this :

so as punishment he makes me sweep up the lunchroom. As i was sweeping, this stupid kid who loved to bully people comes up and starts laughing at me cuz i'm sweeping

so i simply said to him "sir, i believe you need to GTFO!" of course he abided. But then in a few minutes he comes back and he walks by and pushes me

so i busted him over the fuckin head with the broomstick then he fell to the ground where i continuously hit another 10 or so times. Assistant principal comes over and is laughing as he says "come on, nick" and takes me to his office. Another Funny thing is, the principal while on the phone with my mom said he had it coming ;D ;D EPIC WIN. I got suspended 2 days lol i've known people to get expelled for less

then at the beginning of 8th grade i was at lunch and the assistant principal comes over and starts talking to me and he says "lol remember when you beat that kid with a broom? that was the funniest thing i ever saw lol" ;D ;D ;D lol EPIC WIN[/quote]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ;D

That is a true epic win!!

I am known at school as the guy who doesn't take any shit.

This guy in 2nd period called me gay because i wore cologne (all the girls liked it, so he was probably jealous), and i was like "say that one more time, see what happens..."
So he said it again, and i stood up, grabbed him by the shirt collar, pushed him forward, and punched him flat in the nose (not very hard though), then he walks like 3 feet back and trips over a chair, and does a falling backflip. My 2nd period teacher is watching all this, and he goes "What happened guys?", and i'm like "Oh, i just punched James in the face, and he tripped over a chair.", then the teacher is like, "Oh, ok..." ;D

Haha, he didn't even care ;D[/quote]
Ha awesome. Lol i remember when i got back from being suspended, talk about dawn of a new era lol

everyone was on me givin me mad props and epic respect. I wasn't one to mess with after that lol took out the biggest kid in school. It was like something out of a movie lol. I even heard people referencing when they were arguing like "you better watch your mouth before i beat ya ass wit a broom like nick did to joe" lol ;D

mikeeey · Sep 5, 2008

Nick and Spyderz20x6 those stories are AWESOME.

I've never been in a fight, I'm too nice and no one hates me, that's the reason why lol.

Nick your afro is starting to look more and more like my photoshopped picture lol.

HumanSymphony · Sep 5, 2008

mikeeey said:
Nick and Spyderz20x6 those stories are AWESOME.

I've never been in a fight, I'm too nice and no one hates me, that's the reason why lol.

Nick your afro is starting to look more and more like my photoshopped picture lol.

lol i'm nice, if you knew me you would never even expect anything like that. But when it comes down to it, i'm ruthless. Also, like i've said before, on any given day my fro is a different size. Could be small, could be EPIC. You never know

LRMNmeyer · Sep 5, 2008

HumanSymphony said:
[quote author=Spyderz20x6 link=1219687799/80#97 date=1220557889][quote author=HumanSymphony link=1219687799/80#96 date=1220556018][quote author=Spyderz20x6 link=1219687799/80#94 date=1220549237]
Ya, i grabbed his wrist, and twisted it so that his knife fell out of his hands.
He did both, first he started hitting on her, then he grabbed her butt, when she slapped him, he punched her in the stomach. Then, she told me the day after, and i told him to never come near her again, so he was like "or what"? And i was like "Or i'll break every bone in your body"! So he was like "Oh really"? And he pulled out his knife, so i was like: Ass-kicking time! ;D

I actually lived in Florida before i came to Washington, and i took lessons there, but now, i practice at home daily.