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FrozenGate by Avery

3 Word Story

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OK you guys heres the collection so far of 3 Word Story #2

What have I done here to redrocket my dog!? I think it might have been so awesome that I made a "733t l@z0r h@x0r" and punched buildabluraylaser because he is so Chuck Norris. Saw Ronald McDonald because he is trying to sneak out of getting on a stage but this time I found my hammer to hit my annoying neighbor, shines his laser across the street to my girlfriends pants. But I immediately fixed that by sticking a bullet in the toy gun and owning those noobs while eating a cereal. I then kissed Chuck Norris. Major toungue action! The door opened ... My wife screamed! Then Chuck Norris jumped out the bed and kicked that bitch back. She flew backwards into Woody Allen who helped bore Ronald McDonalds sack, inside which, was my big balls which were actually tiny glass marbles which when lasered looked like this: http://i34.tinypic.com/11kyutu.jpg. Then it reflected into the face of Chuck Norris but he was fine. The laser had no effect on his awesome and indestructable eyes. However, it still bouncing around, and hit me right in an eye. Now I wear a pair ultraviolet new suede shoes which were made of freakin suede! In the meantime Spiderman and Superman made love and cuddled for hours. Then went to beat a baby because it was crying to much for cereal like a cool guy or the cereal Chuck kills people with. Decending from heaven, elvis Presley danced a slow with relations with a monkey with HIV... committed suicide before giving it to that chick from baywatch. I watched John Mayer play with himself until he busted a 8X laser diode. He cried until his diaper was really really brown. So Chuck Norris is said to sleep with dogs and eat sometimes. But he doesn't know what he really wants when looking for a new burning laser. So he just spammed the forum with noob questions until he was old and dead. Meanwhile Jeremy was riding baboons through
 
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