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Wow, very cool! -Mark

A man walks into a bar and sits next to an attractive lady. He tells her that just by looking at the time on his magic watch, he knows all her secrets. She says, "Oh yeah? Prove it." So the man says, "Well, I know you're not wearing any panties right now." She says, "You're wrong! Actually...

Obviously, some of these are going to be NSFW. -- Do you work for the UPS? Cause I could swear I saw you checkin' out my package! I wish you were my math homework, because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on my desk. Are you a chicken farmer? Cause you're rasing my cock. -Mark

"Lies. That much data can't come off a 3.5" floppy."

She's uglier than a hog.

Ice climbing the day before my 17th birthday. That is one of the most intense things I have ever done. Heck, I'd love to relive most of my climbs. But even more than that, I'd love to experience some new ones! I'm pushing my limits this winter. -Mark

Yeah, when the wavelength halves and the velocity stays the same (all light has the same velocity, 3*10^8 m/s) the frequency doubles. -Mark

How? They've got us by the balls- it's virtually impossible to enjoy life without buying their corporate crap. Even FOOD and WATER are commodities! We can't hurt them all in the wallet. -Mark

Ban him. He never makes any sense, he's always high, and he is totally insensitive. I have literally never seen him contribute anything worth seeing. Ban him for 2 weeks at least. I would not be opposed to a permaban either. -Mark

As I posted before, glaciers are at the lowest point in over 5,000 years here. I have never seen a winter this warm before, besides when I lived in California. Granted we are in El Nino right now, but even for an El Nino event, we are having record winter highs. You can believe what you...

I am typing this from my computer, which I have loaded. The strangest part of this is that sometimes, if I turn it on and off over and over again, it will eventually boot properly. When it does not boot, nothing at all displays on the screen, but the hard drive is working properly. The RAM is...

What would that original "how to triforce" thing do anyway, before he used the magnet on the hard drive? Why would it screw up the computer? -Mark

It is probably not a power supply issue, because the battery charges properly and it works with or without a charger plugged in. When I plug the charger in, the "connected" and "adapter" lights turn on, and when I unplug the charger, they turn off. It is also not going to sleep or freezing on...

So if you regretted streaking, you're up to $30. If you didn't...your score will be higher soon, believe me. But you've still got me beat at lowest. -Mark

You've never done ANYTHING you regret OR peed in the pool? Really? -Mark

These videos are worse than Rick Astley. Please, keep them coming! -Mark

I'm running Windows Vista. I bought the laptop about 2 years and 3 months ago new. These problems started in the beginning of December, got better for a couple weeks, and began to get more serious in the past couple of weeks. -Mark

My laptop has been having problems recently. I can turn on the computer, and the lights indicate it is on, but I can't see anything on the screen. My computer is a Toshiba Satellite (I can get the exact model number if necessary). Rarely, after dozens of attempts, it might boot up properly...

The 25 Most Ridiculous Band Names in Rock History | Cracked.com -Mark

Rage Against the Machine had some good rap metal. That's really cool stuff. I won't post a link here because it's actually good music (to me anyways), but come on you guys, MORE CRAPPY SONGS! Links or it didn't happen...wait what? -Mark