Here's an applicable quote from the famous Bill Nye (who actually is an engineer/scientist by the way, he has a degree from Cornell and worked for Boeing before becoming a comedian):
"the people working on these problems are engineers, these are people
who nominally can do calculus, people who are very good at physics,
people who’ve studied chemistry, people who have dedicated their lives
to learning about nature, to learning about science, to learning about
the process by which we understand the world."
The people working on this are experts.
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Now as to your suggestion: you're trying to stick a band-aid on the end of a fire hose. I highly recommend you take at look at the real math involved in this. All the information is available: the water pressure down there, the pressure of the oil coming out of the well, the real capabilities of underwater robotics, the real strength of metals and welds at these conditions, etc. Do some math to go with your Paint, and get back to us.
Here's a head start:
Bottom hole pressure has been stated around 12-13,000 psi, the fluid in the well behaves as a single phase supercritical fluid with a density of about 0.7, 13000 foot of static column for sea floor to bottom hole, bottom of ocean is about 2200 psi at 5000 feet depth.
12000 psi less column head of about 4,000 psi yields about 8,000 psi pushing up against the mesh cap or whatever plug you have in mind. Ocean water is about 2200 psi pushing down against the cap. That leaves about 6,000 psi net pushing up.
If the pipe opening is about 20 inches diameter => 314 in2. or 2,000,000 lb force pushing up.
Can your metal mesh and welds on a 20 inch pipe hold 2 million pounds of force?