I have an AMD K7 on my keychain.. It was one of the very first of the batch, before they came up with the name Athlon for it.
My first computer was an 8088, we eventually upgraded to a 286 (which was incredibly powerful for its day, 8mhz, 1mb ram, 20mb hard drive (which was HUGE, most people didn't have a hard drive, instead they just used two 5" floppies)).. I still remember being awed by the CGA video card we bought (for $250) which was actually able to display colours (all four of them)!
Anyways, here at work we have an abundance of old useless processors.. I think we still have some socket 5 pentium 75's, as well as a bunch of socket 7 p133's and so forth.. We've been using them for target practice with pellet guns; Old ceramic CPU's shatter quite nicely. Our store opened in 1989, so I'm sure if I go digging around I could find some 286's and 386's.
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