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Alien Laser

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Ok I have a friend and his name is funny i can not help it every time hi comes over am making fun of him i just can't stop and its bin almost 4/5 days his not coming over ! ! and not calling ! i try calling no answer !
his name is ( Dick ) And the last name is ( Willcockx )
so every time hi comes over i put it all together! and i laugh, we bin friend for 7+Y and still :crackup:

( i don't get it why his parents gave him the weird name tare look normal to me !!)
 
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Alien Laser said:
Ok I have a friend and his name is funny i can not help it every time hi comes over am making fun of him i just can't stop and its bin almost 4/5 days his not coming over ! ! and not calling ! i try calling no answer !
his name is ( Dick ) And the last name is ( Willcocks )
so every time hi comes over i put it all together! and i laugh, we bin friend for 7+Y and still :crackup:

( i don't get it why his parents gave him the weird name tare look normal to me !!)
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He is away on vacation in Bangkok. :crackup: Balls, Butts, Dofft, Doffing, Dover, are all real last names, imagine if your name was Harry, Seymour, Jack, Ben. :crackup: There are parents that shouldn't be who do such stupid things.

Alan
 
That's probably incredibly annoying for your friend to hear repeatedly. If you know it bothers him why do you continue to do it? He isn't there for you to entertain yourself with childish teasing. I wouldn't be coming by either. Would you like it if you were the constant pun of the same lame joke day after day? Doubt it. If you wish to keep his friendship and see him you should apologize and knock it off. Its rude to make fun of a person for something out out of their control such as a disability, name, acne, ethnicity, ext.

It seems like English is not your native language. It would probably be annoying to be teased about how you speak and write. At least you can improve your linguistics, your friend can not easily nor maybe doesn't wish to change his name.
 
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I went to school with a girl who had the last name - Hooker. Needless to say many kids teased her horribly :(
 
There is an Air Force base called Seymour-Johnson. lol. Could you imagine being in the Navy with the last name of Guzzler? Seaman Guzzler.

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Yeesh. At what point does someone just give up and change their name.
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I've considered changing at least my last name. Both my first and last are fairly common and it gets on my nerves. The AF changed the way e-mail addresses are done. You now use the same address wherever you are. It is first.last@..... If more than one person has the same first and last name, they start adding numbers after the last name. Mine is 69.... My name is even more irritating ever since that clown LeBron starting going by king james.

One other person where I got a part time job has the same first name as me. Yes, one other out of maybe 20 employees. If someone doesn't say the last name of the one they want, both of us usually answer.
 
You have probably heard of the famous "Thomas Crapper" he didn't invent the first flush toilet as is commonly believed, but he did hold 3 patents on improvements to the flush toilet. He was a plumber and founded Thomas Crapper & Co in London. He promoted the use of the flush toilet and was well known for the quality of his products. Thomas Crapper & Co opened the world's first bath, toilet and sink showroom.

He then received several royal warrants, as you can imagine, royalty probably own the best toilets and I guess they liked there new high quality toilets, he was then later sometimes referred to as "Thomas The Crapper". :crackup: Now how many people have you ever heard of with the last name Crapper? There are probably none left and it's not because they all died and didn't have children.

Alan
 
I'm confused about the first name though. Dick is the nickname for Richard so why not go buy Rich or Ricky instead of Dick? But yeah you might have went too far with the name calling.
It's funny but not 7 long years funny know what I mean?
 
I wouldn't hang out with anyone who teased me like that, but I'd probably change my name too, at least, use a different first name even if the legal name remained the same.
 
Dick is the real name its not a nickname, his a cool dude i was walking with him getting ready for a hike then hi jumps and goes ohh my god the girl tare she used to beet me up in school hehe :whistle:
 
HaHaHaHaHa I Used To call the taxi company and do something like this like ask the yellow cab do you drive to Kazakhstan and so on ahahahha :crackup:
 
..Oh Pi comes through again!:beer: I really forgot how funny they are. Im going to find my favorites and im gonna have to write them down. I cant pull of cranks like this I always end laughing and give it away but then im 53 so thats a good thing. Thx Pi :)......Alien thats funny
 
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