YO MOMMA THREAD

[bugattidude]

ur mommas so fat that when she was sittin in the middle of the highway, i tried to swerve but i ran outta gas


dundundundun....lol

 

[VillageIdiot]

Well yeah, you drive a bugatti. =P

 

[Dr_Evil]

I feel like I'm in high school and/or the 90s again...

 

[nikokapo]

Your momma's so fat, lolwut dunno banana phone.

 

[Things]

LOL ^^^^ !!
;D ;D ;D Best one so far

 

[VillageIdiot]

yo momma's so <insert meme>

 

[Jimmymcjimthejim]

yo momma's so <insert meme>

Yo momma's so fat that when Vegeta said "ITS OVER 9000!!" he was referring to yo momma's weight.

 

[nikokapo]

Yo Momma's so..OMG WHAT THE HELL, LET ME GO, FAT LADY, LET ME G-BWAAGGGHHHHhhhhhhh..

 

[bugattidude]

Well yeah, you drive a bugatti. =P

hah... well the bugatti veyron 16.4 usually gets around 9mpg... at top speed of 253mph/411kph itll get around 2.5mpg... thats all u get with 1001hp n 922fpt... cough....lol

itll [highlight]only[/highlight] go 0-60mph in 2.5 seconds... n 0-100mph in 5.7 seconds... lol

 

[VillageIdiot]

Yo momma's so fat that MAN THE HARPOONS

 

[nikokapo]

Yo momma's so fat she got all of VI's foodz, that's why he needz foodz, so he can eatz.

 

[VillageIdiot]

That's where all my fucking foodz went! >:\

 

[nikokapo]

That's where all my fucking foodz went! >:\

Don't worry... they'll come out.



Peace,
niko





(haha yeah I re-read the post and i felt it was in presence of the allmighty Dave)

 

[rocketparrotlet]

What's the difference between your mom and a horse?

One's a 400-pound sweaty animal...and the other's a horse.

 

[VillageIdiot]

this thread is now about anti-jokes

Your momma's so fat, that without a change of diet and exercise regimen, she has a serious risk of cardiovascular diseases.

 

[nikokapo]

Your momma's so fat, she met the sentry:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp7iWk9ZSao&NR=1[/media]