Why wont me dad let me buy a laser pointer

[Meatball]

hey, I'm not sure if this is the best place to ask but I want a laser pointer to tape onto my air soft gun so in wars (I'm 13) I can use it. I secretly have a laser pointer but I cant use it on my gun because if he sees it hell flip shit. is there any way I can convince him? I said his reason was dumb and the pointer I wanted to buy was so low powered it would not damage an eye if pointed just for a few seconds.

Why? Because your father is a very smart man. DO some more research before you try to convince him that you know what you're talking about.

 

[grenadier]

But it makes your butthole pucker when you have two men in suits from the FDA sitting in front of you with a folder full of LPF screenshots and pictures of a laser they bought from you, and yes, they bought from me on LPF.

So what username did they register under?

 

[ARG]

So what username did they register under?

Psh, they registered under the Fuzz of course!