Hi guys, I thought I would make this little story explaining why I think ebay is ending the selling of high powered lasers.
Its all explained in my little story.
EBAY CUSTOMER age: 20
BOB age: 21
THE FOLLOWING IS LASER STUPIDITY AT ITS BEST
EB customer: I've always wanted a green laser pointer. They look really cool. What do you think Bob?
Bob: I've heard of them before, but where do you get one?
EB customer: ebay has everything! Let me look there.
Bob: sounds good.
EB customer: LOOK, I found one!! Woah, why is it so much money?
Bob: it must be rare or something.
EB customer: Maybe it is. It says high quality green laser pointer 250mw. But what the heck is a mw?
Bob: maybe its the quality of it or something.
EB customer: Aw who cares. Its a great laser it says. I don't want one that will break. I guess I'll buy it.
Bob: sounds good to me. I cant wait to see it when it gets here.
a few weeks later...
EB customer: ITS HERE!!!l I'll put the batteries in it right away. WOW!!! thats really bright!!.
Bob: DUDE, stop shining that thing around its really bright for my eyes!! That looks like it could cause damage! Be careful.
EB customer: What are you worried about? Its just a laser pointer. Everybody knows that lasers can't hurt anyone. We have one from the dollar store and I even looked into it and it didn't do anything to me.
Bob: Yeah, but this one is really bright. I don't know...
EB customer: C'mon, why would they make a dangerous laser pointer? I'm sure there is a good reason for why its so bright.
Bob: maybe your right. I don't think it wll blind anyone, but still its bright and it hurts my eyes so don't shine it at me.
EB customer: Fine. But lets go play with it outside.
Bob: ok, I really want to see how far it will go.
EB customer: DUDE, it goes REALLY far!!
Bob: wow!! look at it go!
EB customer: HEY, you think I can hit that car over there?
Bob: you probably should watch what you do with that.
EB customer: there isn't anybody in it.
Bob: oh, then I guess its okay then.
EB customer: ITS WORKING!
Bob: neat
EB customer: Awesome! I can't wait to test this at night!
Bob: Don't get too carried away and miss the party tonight.
EB customer: I won't, trust me. I'll bring this laser with me. I'm sure everyone else will think its cool!
Bob: see you tonight then.
Night time...
Bob: I can't come with you tonight, I have other things I forgot had to be done.
EB customer: Thats ok, I'll see you later then. Careful on the way out, its a little icy.
at the party...
EB customer: (thinking to himself) Wow, lots of beer and food. Time for the laser. I bet It would look cool on the disco ball! NEAT my own laser show.
after the party...
Bob: how was the party?
EB customer: It was great! I think everyone was drunk or something.
Bob: why is that?
EB customer: When everyone was leaving, some people were bumping into each other like they couldn't see straight.
Bob: I don't drink so I couln't explain it. Are you sure they weren't just being rude?
EB customer: nah, I think they were drunk. A few people kept talking about how wild was. I guess they liked the laser show I made a lot!
Bob: sounds like a fun party.
EB customer: see you tomorrow.
the next morning...
Bob: I need to go to the airport to visit an old friend in Ohio, but my car broke down. Could you drive me there?
EB customer: sure.
At the air port...
EB customer: Wow, the security is tight around here!
Bob: sure is. look at how long the baggage scan line is.
EB customer: I'm not sure if I want to wait that long. You get in line and I will sit on the side and watch the planes.
EB customer: (thinking) Let me see if I can reach that landing plane with the laser.[ NEAT!
security comes over "FREEZE!!"
EB customer: WOAH!! whats going on?
Security: your under arrest.
EB customer: wait why? for what?
Security: Terrorist crimes.
EB customer: Terrorist? I didn't do anything wrong.
Security: Where did you get this illegal laser?
EB customer: Its not illegal, I GOT IT OFF EBAY!!
end of story.
Its kinda easy to see that stupid people with high power lasers is bad.
Its all explained in my little story.
EBAY CUSTOMER age: 20
BOB age: 21
THE FOLLOWING IS LASER STUPIDITY AT ITS BEST
EB customer: I've always wanted a green laser pointer. They look really cool. What do you think Bob?
Bob: I've heard of them before, but where do you get one?
EB customer: ebay has everything! Let me look there.
Bob: sounds good.
EB customer: LOOK, I found one!! Woah, why is it so much money?
Bob: it must be rare or something.
EB customer: Maybe it is. It says high quality green laser pointer 250mw. But what the heck is a mw?
Bob: maybe its the quality of it or something.
EB customer: Aw who cares. Its a great laser it says. I don't want one that will break. I guess I'll buy it.
Bob: sounds good to me. I cant wait to see it when it gets here.
a few weeks later...
EB customer: ITS HERE!!!l I'll put the batteries in it right away. WOW!!! thats really bright!!.
Bob: DUDE, stop shining that thing around its really bright for my eyes!! That looks like it could cause damage! Be careful.
EB customer: What are you worried about? Its just a laser pointer. Everybody knows that lasers can't hurt anyone. We have one from the dollar store and I even looked into it and it didn't do anything to me.
Bob: Yeah, but this one is really bright. I don't know...
EB customer: C'mon, why would they make a dangerous laser pointer? I'm sure there is a good reason for why its so bright.
Bob: maybe your right. I don't think it wll blind anyone, but still its bright and it hurts my eyes so don't shine it at me.
EB customer: Fine. But lets go play with it outside.
Bob: ok, I really want to see how far it will go.
EB customer: DUDE, it goes REALLY far!!
Bob: wow!! look at it go!
EB customer: HEY, you think I can hit that car over there?
Bob: you probably should watch what you do with that.
EB customer: there isn't anybody in it.
Bob: oh, then I guess its okay then.
EB customer: ITS WORKING!
Bob: neat
EB customer: Awesome! I can't wait to test this at night!
Bob: Don't get too carried away and miss the party tonight.
EB customer: I won't, trust me. I'll bring this laser with me. I'm sure everyone else will think its cool!
Bob: see you tonight then.
Night time...
Bob: I can't come with you tonight, I have other things I forgot had to be done.
EB customer: Thats ok, I'll see you later then. Careful on the way out, its a little icy.
at the party...
EB customer: (thinking to himself) Wow, lots of beer and food. Time for the laser. I bet It would look cool on the disco ball! NEAT my own laser show.
after the party...
Bob: how was the party?
EB customer: It was great! I think everyone was drunk or something.
Bob: why is that?
EB customer: When everyone was leaving, some people were bumping into each other like they couldn't see straight.
Bob: I don't drink so I couln't explain it. Are you sure they weren't just being rude?
EB customer: nah, I think they were drunk. A few people kept talking about how wild was. I guess they liked the laser show I made a lot!
Bob: sounds like a fun party.
EB customer: see you tomorrow.
the next morning...
Bob: I need to go to the airport to visit an old friend in Ohio, but my car broke down. Could you drive me there?
EB customer: sure.
At the air port...
EB customer: Wow, the security is tight around here!
Bob: sure is. look at how long the baggage scan line is.
EB customer: I'm not sure if I want to wait that long. You get in line and I will sit on the side and watch the planes.
EB customer: (thinking) Let me see if I can reach that landing plane with the laser.[ NEAT!
security comes over "FREEZE!!"
EB customer: WOAH!! whats going on?
Security: your under arrest.
EB customer: wait why? for what?
Security: Terrorist crimes.
EB customer: Terrorist? I didn't do anything wrong.
Security: Where did you get this illegal laser?
EB customer: Its not illegal, I GOT IT OFF EBAY!!
end of story.
Its kinda easy to see that stupid people with high power lasers is bad.