SkyLaser even began spamming...

[Eudaimonium]

Well if you get can get that low to send this kind of junk to people actually hoping to sell a laser or two, you must be really desperate.
SkyLasers was always on bad reputation about sending underpowered units IIRC.
First I had this mail arrive to me in my WindowsLive adress, which I never use as a email communication, I always use Gmail. Now the spamm arrived there...
This is the message that was sent to me twice:

Dear Friend.
We feel like to understand you from the laser BBS,evidently,you also are fan of laser
did you usually use the laser pointer or what did you use it to do?

we are the professional manufacturer of laser products,we also export our goods to
everywhere meet demand of customers oversea,of course,we also suggest the desigh
for helping fan of laser to solve some problem.we wish to build relationship with all fans of laser.

You are welcom to browse to our websit:www.skylaser.cn Any requiryment,do not hesitate to
contact us .

your reply is very expected.

Best regards

Alant
Sales engineer
Keyuan Co.,Ltd. (in Shenzhen,China) Tel:

MSN:keyuanoe@hotmail.com
Http://www.skylaser.cn E-mail: sales@skylaser


I mean hell, if you don't have one employee that speaks english, that is terribly low. And sending out 'ads' to peoples' mail boxes that are written in very bad english (can some one translate the first two lines while you are at it) definetly gives out an image of this firms quality.

How many of you got this spam?

 

[rangedunits]

I do.


''S-KY Portable Green Laser 150mW Group Buy‏
De : PanBetty (lasermarket@hotmail.com) ''


Any requiryment,do not hesitate to‏
De : Laser-Alant (sales@skylaser.cn)
Risque moyenVous ne connaissez peut-être pas l'expéditeur.Autoriser|Marquer comme courrier indésirable
Envoyé : 2 décembre 2009 04:19:12
À : Rangedunits ()

Best wishes from Shenzhen Keyuan Co.,ltd‏
De : lasermarket (lasermarket@hotmail.com)
Envoyé : 24 décembre 2008 03:44:57



3 for one months, why so much

 

[Deleted member 8382]

I think they sent it to everyone who have a public mail adress on LPF. I received this message too.

 

[Ears and Eggs]

Yep I just received it this morning.

 

[Eudaimonium]

Holy sh't they really have no shame...
BTW, anyone got WTH the first two lines mean?
We feel like to understand you from the laser BBS...

 

[rangedunits]

As far i know, nobody here speak engrish.

 

[Eudaimonium]

As far i know, nobody here speak engrish.

Yeag engrish is very difficult to learn but SkyLaser got it!

 

[Deleted member 8382]

I'm the master on Engrish and all the other English-destructive variants :crackup:

I'm usually inventing new languages in every post lol

 

[Eudaimonium]

I'm the master on Engrish and all the other English-destructive variants :crackup:

I'm usually inventing new languages in every post lol

Care to say WTH does it say in first two lines? As far as I got it, they are asking for what did I use mah lazor... :S

 

[lasersbee]

We feel like to understand you from the laser BBS,evidently,you also are fan of laser
did you usually use the laser pointer or what did you use it to do?

I could only decipher part of it... sorry

He says he feels like standing under you.
You cool down your laser by blowing on it like a fan.
Usually do you use a Laser Pointer.
and what did you do with it.


Jerry

 

[Rob]

I could only decipher part of it... sorry

He says he feels like standing under you.
You cool down your laser by blowing on it like a fan.
Usually do you use a Laser Pointer.
and what did you do with it.


Jerry

Bahaha. Best translation ever. Next time I need something translated I'm calling you Jerry.

On a side note this is why I don't make my email public, I get enough spam as it is. If someone really needs to contact me they can PM me which goes straight to my email, which goes straight my phone, which is always on me. LOL

 

[laserlands]

hehe....engrish
spaming is a method some companies usually do. i did too. but not on this site

 

[Eudaimonium]

I could only decipher part of it... sorry

He says he feels like standing under you.
You cool down your laser by blowing on it like a fan.
Usually do you use a Laser Pointer.
and what did you do with it.


Jerry

OMFG ROFLAMO hahah...
:crackup:

Well I belive the last part of that is supposed to mean: Did you use your laser pointer only for pointing (usual, i guess) or if not, what do you do with it?
Something like that.
:huh::anyone:

 

[HIMNL9]

LOL, that is just one of the (lots of) usual mistake that eastern/western automated translators do ..... probably just means that they found the address on a public BBS (the forum) where you are subscribed as "laser fan(atic)", and probably asking if you buy them or DIY them

 

[Eudaimonium]

LOL, that is just one of the (lots of) usual mistake that eastern/western automated translators do ..... probably just means that they found the address on a public BBS (the forum) where you are subscribed as "laser fan(atic)", and probably asking if you buy them or DIY them

If a translator is used, you do not get the typos like: 'welcom' and 'requiryment'. Either way that totaly sucks.

 

[Moptsp]

Dear Friend.
We feel like to understand you from the laser BBS,evidently,you also are fan of laser
did you usually use the laser pointer or what did you use it to do?

Dear Friend.
We understand you from the laser BBS, and evidently, you are also a fan of lasers.
Do you usually use the laser pointer (I guess for common pointing), if not, what did you use it for?

Best I can do, lol!

-Moptsp